Plasticlizards
Baconator
None of my threads ever get any responses and whenever I respond to someone else's thread, I kill it (I'm the last person to comment). There will be situations where I post a thread and someone else posts one with almost the exact same title and gets 30 responses while I get none. Is my username a bad omen? Am I just unlucky or do I have some reputation for being weird and annoying or something like that? Do people get together and have secret meetings about staying away from me? Okay, I'm just kidding about that last part, but what's really goin' on here?