Woah. You had a crush on him??? 

 And anways, crushes. Such lovely things. Especially when you confess them late on a Saturday night over text the night before your ex's birthday, then go on your first date on his birthday and the ex calls you and verbally abuses you, then you start going out officially the day after his birthday c: But first there was the crush I had on a guy from fifth grade to about ninth grade, and boy, has that come in a big, ironic loop. Then the guy who had a mechanics arm, but definitely was NOT a mechanic. Then the ex. Then flop c: