Crossgate (Roleplay)

[TheCreeperHugz]

I pick up another damaged book, and throw it at Levy.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I hop backwards and dodge the book. "A fight?" I say and hold out my guns. "Bring it!"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"H-hey, no g-guns," I stutter nervously.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I start shooting at her feet, making sure not to hit her.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

I jump backwards in surprise, not expecting her to actually shoot. Not knowing what else to do, I back away and hide behind the main desk.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I start shooting the desk and jump onto it.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"S-stop it!" I cry, terrified that she'll shoot me.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"I'm not gunna shoot ya Kyubey!" I shoot until I run out of ammo.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"But you were shooting the desk and it was really near me and holy crap you just wrecked the desk and now I'm gonna be fired..."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"It doesn't matter, our crimes are more important." I say and dig into my belts compartment and take out a grenade.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"W-what are you doing? That's dangerous, d-don't take that out in here..."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I unpin the grenade and look at her. "I ALWAYS win my fights."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Are you insane?!" I cry, staring at her in disbelief. "Get rid of it before it explodes!"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Ohhhhhh, but why..." I taunt throwing the grenade at her. "Catch."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

I panic and toss it between my hands, hot potato style, before throwing it roughly in the direction of the door, hoping I get it outside.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I start to burst into laughter as she panics. "Oh god, your face. Calm down." The grenade doesn't go off.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"I hate you. Don't scare me like that, I was terrified, I thought it was going to explode in here! Don't just get a grenade out in public!"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"It was revenge for all the nasty things you said about me." I say, picking up the fake grenade and throwing it at her. "Any way-" *Stomach grumble* "Uhh, I'm starving."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Go find food yourself," I say angrily, sidestepping to dodge the fake grenade.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"I kinda lost the bags we stole in a stand off to the death. Against a puppy..."