Crossgate (Roleplay)

[TheCreeperHugz]

"A puppy? How?" I ask curiously, all traces of anger gone from my voice.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"It ran at me, ate the food so I started shooting at it, but it ran off before I hit it. Stupid thing stole my food. MY FOOD!"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

I just stare at her in disbelief for a while, lost for words. "Why don't you just go steal some from somewhere else?" I say after a while. "I'd give you something but all we have here is a few lollies."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Okay, lets rob somewhere for food. I am craving wedding cake right now..."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"You can, I want to read," I say, already looking for a decent book in the ones that weren't ruined earlier.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Pleaaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeee!" I beg, shooting books.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Stop it!" I protest. "Some of these books are over a hundred years old!"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I stare at her blankly and continue to shoot.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Stop!" I repeat, pushing her hand upwards so she shoots the ceiling rather than the books.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I continue to shoot, hitting the roof. "Come with me then."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Fine, just stop shooting like a maniac."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I stop shooting. "I always get what I want."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Whatever, let's just go," I say, grabbing a random book on the way out. I'm still gonna read on the way there though.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Cake, Cake, Cake~" I sing on the way there.
(Dat reference you won't get, Kyubey...)

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"The cake is a lie, you know," I say distracted, already engrossed in the new book.
(I'll just make it into a different reference then )

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"No way!" I shout. "No one comes between me and my cake."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Except GLaDOS."

 

[Jawile]

"The cake is a lie, you know," I say distracted, already engrossed in the new book.
(I'll just make it into a different reference then )

(*Cough*thecakeactuallywasn'taliebecauseintheendofportalthepartyescortbotdragsyouintothefacilityandthere'sacakeandstuffsoyeah)

I enter my shop, and flick the light switch. The light doesn't come on. Great. I take out a match, pretend to smoke it, and flick it into the fireplace.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

(*Cough*thecakeactuallywasn'taliebecauseintheendofportalthepartyescortbotdragsyouintothefacilityandthere'sacakeandstuffsoyeah)

I enter my shop, and flick the light switch. The light doesn't come on. Great. I take out a match, pretend to smoke it, and flick it into the fireplace.

(Yeah, I know, be jelly of the fact my birthday cake last year was the portal cake!)

 

[ShinySandwich]

I'm Jebus and i kill you all

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