Corrupted wish

[frogslime]

Granted, but you have to fight in the great turf wars with no respawns.

I wish I looked half as good as the person in my pfp.

 

[Ciary]

granted. your appeal is lowered by 75% because you actually already looked double as good as them in real life!

I wish I had strawberries and chocolate

 

[Seastar]

Granted, but they aren't fresh at all.

I wish I really did have control over my dreams.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

granted but you don't have control over your life now

i wish for blackpink merch

 

[Seastar]

Granted but you have no money now.

I wish I could live in my day dreams.

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Granted but only for the ones that make you anxious (if you’re like me with my imagination)

I wish for a hammock

 

[Clock]

Granted, but it breaks in one day
I wish for more storage space in NH

 

[Jenn Chaos]

you get more storage in acnh, but it’s filled with sea bass..

i wish for pokemon as villagers!

 

[SpaceTokki77]

The only Pokemon as villagers are goldeens.
I wish for more cake collectibles

 

[Seastar]

Granted, but all of the cake is stale.

I wish for new headphones.

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

They’re headphones with a microphone so they go GLaDOS within a week.

I wish for a McDonald’s meal (the food in the woods is getting old)

 

[Seastar]

Granted but they get your entire order wrong.

I wish it was December already

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Granted. It comes in with an ice storm and nothing else.

I wish the witch would just leave!

 

[Seastar]

Granted but now an evil wizard is bothering you.

I wish I had a milkshake right now...

 

[Cutesy]

granted but you do not have a cup so it pours all over you

i wish i could take a nap

 

[frogslime]

Granted, but you oversleep and miss the end credits for 2020.

I wish I could do magic.

 

[Seastar]

Granted, but all of the magic you do is completely pointless

I wish I could control time

 

[Clock]

Granted, but you are limited
I wish for more ice cream

 

[Cutesy]

Granted but it’s all melted
I wish I could cook

 

[Clock]

Granted, but you accidentally burn your house
I wish I can run faster