Corrupted wish

[Seastar]

Granted, but something else has gone horribly wrong.

I wish Pokemon Sword & Sword didn't get rushed.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

granted but the next pokemon game is rushed D:

i wish for people to put rosie in a maid dress instead of raymond

 

[spawnpoint]

Granted but they put Raymond in a princess gown now

I wish that O'Hare was not underrated

 

[Ananas Dragon]

granted but now he's worth 100000 nmt and gets put in a maid dress to sing bubblegumk-

wait this sounds familiar

i wish for more new villagers

 

[Pinkshade]

Granted, there will be new villagers.
In Animal Crossing: Street Scene coming 4029

I wish I could fly

 

[Clock]

Granted, but your chances of flying longer is really small
I wish for another AC spinoff

 

[biibii]

granted but its just as bad as amiibo festival

i wish for a nosejob

 

[Ananas Dragon]

granted but it's a bad one

I wish for another villager slot

 

[Ciary]

Granted! you now have an empty plot. it will never be filled in. you should have wished for another villager instead

I wish I knew who that character in the avatar above me is

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Granted! you now have an empty plot. it will never be filled in. you should have wished for another villager instead

I wish I knew who that character in the avatar above me is

granted but I switch avatars after (it's Amalia)

I wish more people knew who the avatar i had was

 

[Seastar]

Granted, but now they don't know what a different avatar of yours is.

I wish I wasn't still wake at 7 AM.

 

[Tatimari]

You are time traveled by a divine force back to 6:59AM and proceed to keel over and die before it reaches 7AM.

I wish I could save their life!

 

[Seastar]

Granted, but said saved person has to be a squid now. Oh, wait..

I wish I could have pizza right now.

 

[Tatimari]

Granted, but the only topping on the pizza is... squid... Oh...

I wish I had teleportation powers!

 

[Seastar]

Granted, but you cannot choose where you teleport to.

I wish... I... was actually an Inkling.

 

[Ciary]

granted. you actually get the whole package! inkopolis and everything!
you also killed billions of people and everyone you knew and loved is dead
and you don't have the faintest inkling on how to communicate with the other squid people
have fun!

I wish I could make the world happy

 

[Clock]

Granted, but you'll never be happy
I wish for a tree

 

[Seastar]

Granted, but the tree has a face and likes to throw apples at people.

I wish I had healthier eating habits.

 

[Clock]

Granted, but you can no longer eat healthy food
I wish for switch to add cloud saves

 

[Seastar]

Granted... but this is already a thing, so nothing actually happens.. Did you mean: Add cloud saves to Animal Crossing/Pokemon/Splatoon? Oh well.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.