Corrupted wish

[Bruscoe]

Here's a one-way ticket to the Island of Misfit Toys near the North Pole, courtesy of the Polar Express. You're welcome.

I wish everyone at work would respect my opinions and concerns.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

granted but they don't respect anyone else's!!!! the workplace becomes a mess!!!

i wish I had a cheeseburger

 

[Bruscoe]

Here it is, but the patty is entirely made of cheese.

I wish a genie would come out of that old lamp I have in my basement.