Corrupted wish

[Clock]

Granted, but its only one skill, that's it
I wish for no microtransactions

 

[VernalLapin]

Granted, but everything in the real world costs more.

I wish for a house in Key West.

 

[-Blue-]

Granted, but everything in the real world costs more.

I wish for a house in Key West.

Like it doesn't already lol. That wish is too close to home.

Granted, but you must live in the Key West Key Lime Pie Co. store.

I wish my friends didn't flake so much on commitments.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You no longer have any friends!

I wish I had a Yorkshire Terrier puppy!

 

[Midoriya]

Granted! You receive a Yorkshire Terrier puppy... in the form of a life-sized chocolate model. What? Is this not what you wanted?

I wish for a taco.

 

[tntduo]

You get a taco! Expect its soggy.

I want a second gamecube memory card

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Granted, but the first memory card develops amnesia :[

I wish for a pet Eevee

 

[Psydye]

Granted but it has rabies.

I wish to try out the new chizza from KFC.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted! Here’s your chizza!

I wish I had $500….

 

[Bruscoe]

I got you. Here's $500 in pennies. Hopefully you're strong enough to carry them all!

I wish I could afford to move out of my parents' house...

 

[Mr.Fox]

Easy peasy, you’re granted enough to move out, but it only covers 1 month of rent.

I wish countries would stop fighting one another and realize there are bigger issues to worry about.

 

[Bruscoe]

No problem; I'll go ask them to stop.

I wish I had an expensive car.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but it's a real gas-guzzler.

I wish we had some pepper jack cheese.

 

[Mr.Fox]

Sure thing…but it’s expired…and growing a new type of cheese.

I wish we’d get some AC news sometime soon (as I finish this I realize the reply…)

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Nintendo will make a new announcement about AC soon: They're discontinuing the series.

I wish I knew how to make cheesecake.

 

[Bruscoe]

Here's a big circular block of cheese - all you gotta do is put icing on it and cut it. You've made it!

I wish my bed was comfier.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

granted, but your pillows randomly try kung fu fighting you once a month!

i wish I had some green tea

 

[VernalLapin]

It’s just terrible tea dyed green.

I wish I could sew.

 

[Bruscoe]

Sew what? You still a rockstar? Got your rock moves?

I wish I liked reading books.

 

[Zinnia.]

You can now read books, but you always read too fast and have trouble comprehending what's going on

I wish that I could ride a train to a faraway place