Corrupt The Wish Above

[Dim]

You didn't say 'I wish' so... not granted.

I wish I had more time

 

[Princess Mipha]

Granted, but you will be busy forever.

I wish I could get every Spraypaint I want for free.

 

[Hopeless Opus]

granted, but the part that sprays is broken on all of the cans

i wish i had cheerios right now

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but they’re life size cheerios that will take forever to eat.

I wish sleep wasn’t necessary.

 

[watercolorwish]

granted, but you will feel tired and sluggish for the rest of your life

i wish there were more fairy type pokemon

 

[Dim]

Granted but they all suck ass competitively.

I wish I had a Pok?mon irl

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish I could stop laughing at your signature.

 

[Dim]

Granted but you forever feel dead inside!

I wish mayonnaise was an instrument

 

[PyroMike]

Granted, but you cannot play it and will never hear or see anyone play it.

I wish I knew German.

 

[MysteriousSpirit]

Granted. Unfortunately, after 5 years of learning German, no one can really understand you.

I wish I had duck feet.

 

[Zane]

granted but you also have a duck head

i wish my car was pink

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

You car is now your least favorite color!

I wish I had better wifi

- - - Post Merge - - -

You car is now your least favorite color!

I wish I had better wifi

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, your WiFi is so excellent that it becomes sentient and starts causing problems for you.

I wish for a tasty lunch.

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

Granted, but every other meal will taste bad.

I wish to be able to sleep and feel well-rested.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Now you can only sleep for 30 minutes a day

I wish I was good at smash bros

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, you’re so good at Smash Bros that you only play Smash Bros now and nothing else.

I wish there were more days in a week.

 

[Princess Mipha]

Granted, but you will have to work / go to school more days as well.

I wish my house was finally done with the renovation.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but then it needs yet another renovation.

I wish for fluffy animals.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Granted, but they're really hostile towards people.

I wish all my schoolwork was done.

 

[Dim]

Granted but it wasn't done... ON TIME! D:

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow