Corrupt The Wish Above

[Aquari]

Granted but it will die next time it rains


I wish I were eating chicken liver right now

 

[Mimi Cheems]

Granted, but it's expired chicken liver.

I wish I didn't have insomnia xDD​

 

[CoffeeAndCaramel973]

Granted, but there will be a different illness instead to fill its place

I wish I had a golden shovel in real life

 

[Mimi Cheems]

Granted, but it breaks after 5 uses.

I wish I could eat all that I want without gaining weight xD​

 

[CoffeeAndCaramel973]

Granted, but it breaks after 5 uses.

I wish I could eat all that I want without gaining weight xD​

Granted, but you will instead be too thin.

I wish coffee beans were free in all the supermarket stores.

 

[Aquari]

Granted but it all tastes like dirty toilet water!

I wish I had something to do

 

[Mimi Cheems]

Granted, but you're even more bored than you were to begin with!

I wish I could hatch a shiny on Pokemon Go ;w;​

 

[Aquari]

Granted but as soon as it hatches it corrupts your save data and youll have to start ALL OVER AGAIN

I wish I had a garchomp IRL

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, it goes berserk and ends up killing you.

I wish I had a fancy record player.

 

[raeyoung]

granted, but it's haunted!

i wish i had a car so i can put this team rocket license plate to use.

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

Granted, but now Officer Jenny will chase you everywhere you drive.

I wish I had more time in the day to do things.

 

[Aquari]

granted but you can never tell what time it is

I wish I had more clothes

 

[toadsworthy]

But the clothes are all wool, so you are forever itchy and feel like its burning your flesh

 

[Midoriya]

You didn’t wish for anything, therefore your wish isn’t granted.

I wish for tasty snacks.

 

[Aquari]

Granted but you can't eat them, Just stare at them.

I wish I had free money

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

Granted, but you'll constantly be asked by others for some of it.

I wish I could maintain my body temperature.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but you lose your taste buds as well.

I wish for Pokemon Sword/Shield to get here faster.

 

[Admiral Sven]

Granted, but your favourite Pok?mon type is deleted from the game forever.

I wish I could turn invisible and back at will.

 

[Aquari]

Granted but you lose that ability after 5 days

I wish I had money already

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

You really want some money dont'cha? XD

Granted, but you have to wait for a week to use that money again after every transaction you make.

I wish silence didn't make me paranoid.