Corrupt The Wish Above

[Toffee Pop]

Granted, but you can never wake up.

I wish I had art skills

 

[Mayor London]

Granted, but you can only draw Genitalia

I wish this wish is corrupted

 

[Corobo]

Granted, but while corrupting your wish of being corrupted that wish was corrupted.

I wish I could get Mitzi to move in.

 

[PHOENIX]

Granted, but you move out

I wish I could travel in time

 

[Toffee Pop]

Granted, but every time you try to talk to her the game freezes.

I wish for (edible) cake.

 

[PHOENIX]

Granted, but it's made out of stale cheese.

I wish I could fly

 

[Toffee Pop]

I wish I could fly

Granted, but you can never land.

I wish for something bad to happen.

 

[ToxiFoxy]

Granted but then nothing good is ever able to happen again

I wish that I could listen to Nightcore for 24 hours straight without getting disturbed by my mom

 

[Toffee Pop]

Granted but then nothing good is ever able to happen again

I wish that I could listen to Nightcore for 24 hours straight without getting disturbed by my mom

dangit that was supposed to be inverted

Granted, but you get disturbed by someone else.

I wish for a tail.[/SIZE]I don't know ._.

 

[DaCoSim]

I wish for a tail.[/SIZE]I don't know ._.

Granted, but its a kite tail...

I wish I could turn into a bird whenever I wanted to.

 

[Awesomeness1230]

Granted, but you can only be a bird


I wish ppl would stop interfering

 

[Dinosaurz]

Granted but cats start interfering

I wish I had the happy home designer 3ds xl

 

[Wishes_Delicious]

Granted but it's hacked and can hardly operate.

I wish animal crossing was in real life. (if only... )

 

[Rasha]

granted but all characters will turn into overly sexualized gay furries

I wish I was married to a decent man

 

[ReXyx3]

Granted but your family and friends all hate him and no one will ever support your union.

I wish I was a volcano

 

[Wishes_Delicious]

Granted, but you're one of "those" kind of volcanoes... none of the other volcanoes want to hang out with you.

I wish I had every video game and console in the world.

 

[creamyy]

Granted, but none of them work and you have a useless collection of games and consoles that you cannot play.

I wish I was a happy little banana.

 

[Jeff THE Best]

Granted, but you get eaten by someone.

I wish I would have more money...

 

[GoldWatson]

You flood the market with money and money no longer has any value.

I wish I could do the falcon punch.

 

[jiny]

Granted, but you falcon punch a policeman and get arrested.

I wish I had the power to fly