Corrupt The Wish Above

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

Ninja'd

Granted but it's a giant potato that squishes you and kills you.

I wish I had more space on my hard drive.

 

[InfinityFlames]

Granted but IT JUST SO HAPPENS to be me

I wish for a camel

WHO SAID I CARE owo

XD




Granted but your hard drive explodes


I wish for a taco

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but it has no meat. Or shell. Intact it is not a real taco. Just the smell.

This time I wish for a sarcastic soulmate

 

[InfinityFlames]

Granted but iz me *cue evil laughter*


I wish for a brownie

 

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

Granted, but you stole the brownie I was eating and then I hate you forever.

I wish for a Nervegear in real life.

 

[InfinityFlames]

Granted but... Kirito steals it



I wish for a person

 

[brownboy102]

Granted. Now you own India. End the economy crisis.

I wish I had a soulmate.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Ninja'd
Granted the person is me.

 

[InfinityFlames]

granted, but it's actually my dog

I wish for a new phone

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but you drop it

I wish for q better mobile version of this site

 

[InfinityFlames]

granted but then the site crashes


I wish for a roll of duct tape

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but then it is destroyed in a war between air ducts and amphibious vehicles

I wish for the invisible boat mobile

 

[InfinityFlames]

granted! but now it's visible.


I wish for a real live pewdiepie

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but he lives on mars

I wish to kill aliens

 

[brownboy102]

Granted but the machine used backfires and kills you.
I wish Micheal bay movies weren't all explosions.

 

[InfinityFlames]

granted but they end up killing you too.


I wish for a new life pewdiepie


Edit: NINJAD GODDAMNIT SPARRO

 

[Lolipup]

Granted! unfortunately there is already a real life pewdiepie and he's taken and famous, so he can't really see you to say hi over the crowds.. ;w;

I wish my fianc? was a ghoul~ <3

 

[hzl]

granted
unfortunately they are a ghoul who in fact believes they are a fairy princess and dresses up endlessly in pink tuttus, dress up fairy wings and waving round glittery wands.

I wish growing up didn't happen so fast

 

[ScottSixx]

Granted, you never grow up instead
I wish I had a vending machine in my home

 

[Rasha]

Granted, it doesn't work

I wish I could just get married right now~

 

[ScottSixx]

Granted, Congrats! You're now married to a llama
I wish my above mentioned vending machine worked