Corrupt The Wish Above

granted, but it only dispenses foods that you find disgusting.

I wish that I could do well on my finals next week.
 
Granted, you find them after it's too late....

I wish I had giant pizza in front of me right now *drools*
 
granted, but it's a pizza made out of dirt and rocks.

i wish i could shapeshift into anything i wanted, as many times as I wanted to.
 
Granted, but once you've changed into something else, you can't shapeshift back into what you were before. Never gonna be human again sorry man

I wish my teachers would forget about the homework I should be doing right now
 
they did, but this annoying kid from class reminded the teacher about it. we all hate that little prick

I wish for sand
 
Granted, Congrats! You're now married to a llama
I wish my above mentioned vending machine worked

I would TOTALLY marry a llama! I'm serious....

- - - Post Merge - - -

they did, but this annoying kid from class reminded the teacher about it. we all hate that little prick

I wish for sand

Granted, it's made out of feces

I wish I didn't have a stomach so I wouldn't have to feel hungry...
 
Wish granted, but you also won't have any of your other organs so technically you're dead. Sorry.

I wish all my projects were done already with an A+ as my grade!
 
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Wish granted, but you also won't have any of your other organs so technically you're dead. Sorry.

I wish all my projects were done already with an A+ as my grade!

rofl! that cracked me up XD

Granted, then you wake up :P
 
Granted, Imma skin you and make me a costume out of you yeeeee

I wish it wasn't 2am already (I have work tomorrow) XP
 
Granted, meth dounuts and arsenic kool aid

I wish I could speak Ukrainian
 
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