Corrupt a Wish Game 🌟

[Keepitcosmic]

make any wish, then the next poster has to corrupt it.
for example:
> i wish i could eat anything without gaining weight
> granted, but you can?t taste anything

i?ll start

i wish i could read people?s minds

 

[MayorQuinn]

granted, but when you read someone?s mind, they have the ability to read yours once

i wish i had all my dreamies (lol)

 

[Raayzx]

Granted, but what if you get bored of them too soon

I wish I could go on a world tour

 

[rosaceae_blossoms]

Granted, but you have to walk to all the locations.

I wish I could teleport!

 

[orchidflesh]

Granted, but every time you teleport, you will age two years older

I wish I could talk to animals!

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, but the animals never have anything good to say. They just trash talk you all the time.

I wish for a taco.

 

[Raayzx]

Granted, but the taco is half eaten by someone

I wish I could dye my hair

 

[neoratz]

granted, but you can only dye it this color


i wish pokemon were real!

 

[koopasta]

Granted, but Pok?balls aren't.

I wish I could become a master chef.

 

[lenlen]

granted, but you can't eat the food you cook!

i wish i was a published author!

 

[koopasta]

Granted, but all your books are terrible.

I wish that I could go to space!

 

[Buttonsy]

Granted, but your space ship has no windows so you can't see anything.

I wish I could clean my room just by snapping my fingers.

 

[paleogamer11]

Granted, but when you snap, you also make other things disappear.

I wish I had a secret agent as a girlfriend.

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

You never find out she is.

I wish for a good fishing trip.

 

[paleogamer11]

Granted but you only catch 4 different types of fish before your fishing rod breaks/gets out of your reach.

I wish Quillson the duck was more popular.

 

[Clock]

Granted, but he becomes disliked at the same time like Raymond
I wish for a whole box of pizza

 

[WalceDony]

Granted, but eating the pizza will give you permanently greasy fingers.
I wish for a partner who will make me a happily married man.

 

[moo_nieu]

Granted, but they won't feel the same way

I wish for a pair of slippers that let me move around silently

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Granted but any other shoes you put on will sound like an airhorn

I wish my friends were online

 

[paleogamer11]

Granted but only during certain times.

I wish Agent S would come to life. Me and her would be best friends.