Corny Jokes

[Callie]

Similar to the pokemon jokes thread, post your corny jokes!

My friend made this one up:

Spoiler: Why did the detective stay in bed?

He was going undercover xD

 

[Psychonaut]

needs more potato.

also, why didn't the corn talk back to the farmer?

Spoiler

they were all ears.

 

[Brad]

Why was the alien flying around?

Spoiler

It was looking for an open parking meteor!