[CONTEST] punsters, your time is now

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alrighty ladies and gentlemen!
the contest is now over!
tonight i will be looking over each pun
and ranking them from 5th place to 1st place!
by sunday afternoon or sunday night i most likely will have the winners and honorable mentions up!
thank you to every one who participated!


-dedede



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hello hello
welcome, ladies and gentlemen
to the official
PUNSTERS CONTEST!
in this contest, the main objective is to make a bad or tear-able puns
*rips paper*
what is a pun, you may ask?
a pun is a play on words
for example:
what do you call a bear with no teeth? a gummy bear.
i wanted to be a banker when i grow up, but then i lost interest
im glad i know sign language, its pretty handy
etc
here are some rules

1. You may NOT enter twice. Just enter with your best pun
2. You may include pictures, gifs, memes, anything that might critque your pun
Just Don't overload your post with such. You will not be included in the entry list
3. Please, if you see a pun thats already taken, dont reuse it.
4. try to be original, dont just copy and paste a pun from the internet.
5. just have fun! dont be afraid to post!


now, here is how to enter!
Your in game name:
and your pun!
here is an example


Someone: Hi, id like to enter please!
my name is Dedede
you know, im quite exausted today.
i went to the seafood cook-off and tried to make my best dish
...it really pulled my mussel

if your curious, yes i will be judging these puns by myself.
the 2 main factors are:
originality
and (in my opinion) funniness

here is some extra information:
believe me, im not biased to any sort of subject. i.e. im not gonna pick a skeleton pun as the overall winner, just because it is about skeletons
just remember, please, try to be original. i will skip your pun if it is from the internet
that being said, ill notify you via private message and give you another shot. if you mess up again, ill give you 1 last chance. after that, you'll be taken out of the contest

just to mention, this contest will end on January 30, 2016 at 6:00PM Eastern Standard Time
here is a helpful time zone converter:
http://www.thetimezoneconverter.com

now, here are the prizes
there will be 5 places
1st place. 100k bells!
2nd place. 95k bells!
3rd place. 85k bells!
4th place. 75k bells!
5th place. 65k bells!
thats not all
i also have a honorable mentions list
the ones that still were funny, but didnt quite make the list
each honorable mention contestant will get 25k bells!!!

thats pretty much it
oh, and if you have any questions, comments or concerns, please post below or pm me
good luck to all and have fun!
-Friendly Dedede


Entry List:
SensaiGallade (aka Aaron)
ChaotixRocker (aka Chase)
ZebraNaomy (please put your in-game name! thanks)
Shimmer (aka Megan)
ollibear (aka Olivia)
Charlazer (aka Alexis)
meowlerrz (aka Lily)
SidewaysBones (aka Jean)
SuperDonkey (aka Galahoot)
Potadd (aka potadd)
Hoppy~Shnell (aka Shnell)
Brooke_the_Phoenix (aka Brooke)
Ruto (aka Lana)
Link_The_Heroine (aka ms.smith)
SushiCat (aka Sachiko)
BlueSkies (aka Nicole)
SuperStar2361 (aka izzy)
cindelina (aka Cindy)
Nemo The Fish (aka Nemo)
Hinata825 (aka Mahanon)
AnonymousFish (aka Meg)
Piipy (aka piipy)
xWENDYx (aka Wendy)
NursePhantump (aka Nurse)
Snookrin (aka Amalthea)

 
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Heya my IGN is Aaron!
Okay so a friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns,
but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. >0<
 
Hi my name IGN is Chase and I had to take my cat to the vet a few days ago. Turns out it was just the cat food, so we changed brands and now she's feline good.
 
Someone:hey are you freezing in the snow?
Someone friend: yeah
Someone: well I guess your chilling in the snow

(I'm horrible but it make it funny)
 
bump like the bump in meh belleh
just as a note, you CAN use pictures, gifs or memes if you think it will enhance your pun!
 
My in game name is Megan!

I hand out food samples for my part time job and there's this guy who works in the store I demo at. His name is Justice. He walked by my table and took the food sample I was serving. I lowered my voice and muttered "Justice is served."
 
Hey, my name is Olivia.
Why doesn't Batman like stand-up comedy?
He isn't much of a Joker!!!!!
 

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My IGN is Alexis!


My friend's AC:NL town has only one ramp that leads to one part of the beach, but the other one is unreachable

We both said that the inaccessible part of the beach was unbeachable
 
My IGN is Lily

One of my villagers, Merry, told me she had to spend the holidays alone this year.
I guess you can say she had a Merry Christmas
 
Hi, id like to enter please!
my name is Galahad.
I was going to post a pun about nachos, but it was too cheesy.
 
hi my in game name is potadd and toeday i found out about my broken toenail...i knew something was afoot
 
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smells like bumps
even if your pun doesn't make it in the top 5, there will also be honorable mentions! each honorable mention will be 20k bells!
 
UPDATE
some prizes have been increased!
1st place. 100k bells!
2nd place. 85k bells!
3rd place. 75k bells!
4th place. 65k bells!
5th place. 55k bells!
 
Hi, my name is Shnell. I can donate 1 million to your prize pool if you like. :D

Additionally...I just got my report card the other day. It was full of DeDeDe's! xP
 
thanks for the offer, but I'm good
besides, this contest is absolutely free! I wouldn't want you spending your money for my expense
 
Hi, my IGN is Brooke.

I had a friend in the Army, and he was always losing things. One day, I was just lying on my bed when I noticed him frantically searching through his bag.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"I've lost my gun!" he yelled desperately.

I grinned and said, "Oh, shoot!"
 
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