[CONTEST] punsters, your time is now

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Hi, my IGN is Lana

Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired.
 
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yet again, i have updated the prize list!
1st place will still get 100k bells!
2nd place will now get 95k bells!
3rd place will now get 85k bells!
4th place will now get 75k bells!
5th place will now get 65k bells!
and each honorable mention will now get 25k bells!
 
My IGN is ms.smith

at school my friends brother is autistic.. his name is Dekota but he likes to be called Dede.. so once at lunch i called him (you can see where this is going) King Dedede!
 
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Heyo, I'm Nicole!
You know, in my spare time, I'm a magician.
Some tricks are a bit harder to pull off, and quite frankly, they're really frustrating.
Lemme tell you, one time I got so mad I pulled my hare out.
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yeah
 
don't forget folks!
this contest ends on January 30, 2016, 6:00 PM Eastern Standard Time
six days remain!
 
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i promise you, this is the last prize increase (maybe not)
1st place. 150k bells!!!
2nd place. 125k bells!!!
3rd place. 100k bells!!!
4th place. 95k bells!!!
5th place. 90k bells!!!
and the honorable mention prize will now get 35k bells!!!
 
ayyyyyyye

my in game name is izzy

ok, so yesterday i had maths in school

but i kept on getting the answers wrong because i was doing everything in the wrong order

i guess you could say i kept on getting sixed up on how i was supposed to do things
 
My IGN is Cindy :)


So the other day, I heard some scientists were researching on how to make some smudge-free glass.
But I haven't heard since, so I guess it's all a bit foggy right now....

Wow. That was so bad, I need to be PUNished.
 
I just posted this to another thread, and someone directed me here. Haha :p
In game/irl, I'm Meg! :)
One time I was with my boyfriend, sitting on the couch. Out of the blue he grabbed my shirt and said "Hey, y'know what type of material this is?" I didn't get to say anything before he dumbly smiled all big and said "Girlfriend material"
 
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Hi guys my IGN is piipy;
Does anybody know why the Japanese man scratched the bread??
Because ichiban

Have you seen a chicken do a backflip?
It's poultry in motion

Lol ok that was terrible ahah I can't decide so I'm just sharing both c:
 
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My character knows sign language ... she got trapped in a pitfall and broke three fingers yelling for help.
 
IGN is Nurse and I really like science puns whoops hope you all remember a bit of freshman biology

How do you determine if your kid will be a joke lover?

A PUNnet square

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IGN: Amalthea
I know the contest is over, I'm just posting for the halibut. You guys are krilling me with your jokes; the competition is fintastic! Just don't trout yourselves!
 
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