(Tomatoes are gross, I'm arresting you for ruining the saladIceberg lettuce and those tomatoes cut up like stars, to try bring normality to this salad![]()
Okay so you literally can't hate on me for tomatoes (and the milk! I haven't forgotten that! >:^0) when you're adding MICROWAVED screws! Everyone knows that the only acceptable way to eat screws to sauté them(Tomatoes are gross, I'm arresting you for ruining the salad)
Microwaved screws

Eugh! Sauteed? Fine, I'm adding burnt, waterless microwaved ramen into this salad!Okay so you literally can't hate on me for tomatoes (and the milk! I haven't forgotten that! >:^0) when you're adding MICROWAVED screws! Everyone knows that the only acceptable way to eat screws to sauté them
So, I'll add some sautéed screws to counteract the crime of microwaved ones![]()
Well jokes on you, that's the best kind of ramen!Eugh! Sauteed? Fine, I'm adding burnt, waterless microwaved ramen into this salad!
P.S raw milk is STILL gross.