Community Salad

(Tomatoes are gross, I'm arresting you for ruining the salad 😡💥)


Microwaved screws
Okay so you literally can't hate on me for tomatoes (and the milk! I haven't forgotten that! >:^0) when you're adding MICROWAVED screws! Everyone knows that the only acceptable way to eat screws to sauté them 🙄

So, I'll add some sautéed screws to counteract the crime of microwaved ones :lemon:
 
Okay so you literally can't hate on me for tomatoes (and the milk! I haven't forgotten that! >:^0) when you're adding MICROWAVED screws! Everyone knows that the only acceptable way to eat screws to sauté them 🙄

So, I'll add some sautéed screws to counteract the crime of microwaved ones :lemon:
Eugh! Sauteed? Fine, I'm adding burnt, waterless microwaved ramen into this salad!

P.S raw milk is STILL gross.
 
Eugh! Sauteed? Fine, I'm adding burnt, waterless microwaved ramen into this salad!

P.S raw milk is STILL gross.
Well jokes on you, that's the best kind of ramen! 😤 Especially when combined with tomatoes

PS I'm shipping 20 gallons of milk to your house as a gift 🫶 so on that note I'm adding raw milk to the salad 🥰
 
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