Hey peoples, here are some stories and poems I got from somewhere =O
Some are weird and funny, others are creepy...
Don't You Ever Laugh as the Hearse Goes By...
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Don't ever laugh as the hearse goes by
For you may be the next to die.
They put you in a big black box
then cover you up with dirt and rocks.
All goes well for about a week
and then your coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play Pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose
They eat the jelly between your toes.
A big green worm with rolling eyes
crawls in your stomache and out your eyes.
Your stomach turns a slimy green
and puss pours out like whipping cream.
Spread it on a slice of bread,
that's what you eat when you are dead.</div>
There Was An Old Woman All Skin and Bones
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">There was an old woman all skin and bones,
Ooo, ooo-oo-ooo,
She lived down by the old graveyard all alone,
Ooo, ooo-oo-ooo,
One night she thought she'd take a walk,
Ooo, ooo-oo-ooo,
She walked down by the old graveyard,
Ooo, ooo-oo-ooo
She saw the bones a-layin' around,
Ooo, ooo-oo-ooo
She thought she'd sweep up the old graveyard,
Ooo, ooo-oo-ooo
She went to the closet to get a broom and BOO!!!</div>
The Man Who Lived in Leeds
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">There was a man who lived in Leeds;
He filled his garden full of seeds.
And when the seeds began to grow,
It was like a garden filled with snow.
And when the snow began to melt,
It was like a ship without a belt.
And when the ship began to sail,
It was like a bird without a tail.
And when the bird began to fly,
It was like an eagle in the sky.
And when the sky began to roar,
It was like a lion at my door.
And when the door began to crack,
It was like a penknife in my back.
And when my back began to bleed--
I was DEAD, DEAD, DEAD INDEED!!</div>
If you guys want to read more, let me know so I can post some others I found.
Some are weird and funny, others are creepy...
Don't You Ever Laugh as the Hearse Goes By...
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Don't ever laugh as the hearse goes by
For you may be the next to die.
They put you in a big black box
then cover you up with dirt and rocks.
All goes well for about a week
and then your coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play Pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose
They eat the jelly between your toes.
A big green worm with rolling eyes
crawls in your stomache and out your eyes.
Your stomach turns a slimy green
and puss pours out like whipping cream.
Spread it on a slice of bread,
that's what you eat when you are dead.</div>
There Was An Old Woman All Skin and Bones
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">There was an old woman all skin and bones,
Ooo, ooo-oo-ooo,
She lived down by the old graveyard all alone,
Ooo, ooo-oo-ooo,
One night she thought she'd take a walk,
Ooo, ooo-oo-ooo,
She walked down by the old graveyard,
Ooo, ooo-oo-ooo
She saw the bones a-layin' around,
Ooo, ooo-oo-ooo
She thought she'd sweep up the old graveyard,
Ooo, ooo-oo-ooo
She went to the closet to get a broom and BOO!!!</div>
The Man Who Lived in Leeds
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">There was a man who lived in Leeds;
He filled his garden full of seeds.
And when the seeds began to grow,
It was like a garden filled with snow.
And when the snow began to melt,
It was like a ship without a belt.
And when the ship began to sail,
It was like a bird without a tail.
And when the bird began to fly,
It was like an eagle in the sky.
And when the sky began to roar,
It was like a lion at my door.
And when the door began to crack,
It was like a penknife in my back.
And when my back began to bleed--
I was DEAD, DEAD, DEAD INDEED!!</div>
If you guys want to read more, let me know so I can post some others I found.
