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Club Tortimer Trolls

Stories...

So I go to the island and theres 3 people there, a boy and 2 girls which one was offline and the other one was acting like a queen. So I was in my Halloween costume (wolf) and I walked down to the bottom part of the beach and the boy says "Doggy, Woof Woof!" and I said "No im a wolf." Then he replies with "Doggy fetch me and your queen some fruit." I pick up a seashell and drop it infront of him. He shakes his head (emoji) and then grabs some mangos. Then he digs a hole around a stump that the "queen" was sitting on and lined the fruit up behind the holes. I grabbed the fruit and whipped out my net and started having a net fight with him. "Gimme' the fruit back!" he whined and he hit me back. I slowly retreated and when he was turned around I hit him a good couple of times before saying "Bad human."(like bad dog) and while that was happening the two girls where laughing. I left the island and it was a good laugh for me c:

Bad story...

So I went to the island and there was a girl and a boy there, the boy was the friendly type and the girl was too... or so I thought. So I went beetle hunting and just as I was almost done the girl was running around with the net and she scared off some of the beetles that I was gonna catch. So then I calmly say "Please stop scaring the beetles" and then I went on catching mine. I walk my her and I scared her beetle and she's like "WTF STOP SCARING MY BEETLES U PRICK." and I just said "Sorry." She then started being b****y and complained about it and I was like... "Im as rich a Bill Gates. I don't need my bugs c:" *Flicks WiFi switch"

Best story...

So I was on a island with a japanese girl who spoke good english and I saw that she wanted a Cool Globe and I ad a spare one in my town so we traded WiFi codes and I gave it to her. She gave me in return 1mil bells, Dango, Bamboo Grass, 7-11 Set, and some other Japanese only stuff. I thanked her and we were friends up until she became inactive but she would let me over for holidays and I would do the same for her.
 
I think I'm going to play with the "trolls" on CT. It seems like fun. xD

Give them whatever they'll ask for and then flip the wifi switch.
 
Stories...

So I go to the island and theres 3 people there, a boy and 2 girls which one was offline and the other one was acting like a queen. So I was in my Halloween costume (wolf) and I walked down to the bottom part of the beach and the boy says "Doggy, Woof Woof!" and I said "No im a wolf." Then he replies with "Doggy fetch me and your queen some fruit." I pick up a seashell and drop it infront of him. He shakes his head (emoji) and then grabs some mangos. Then he digs a hole around a stump that the "queen" was sitting on and lined the fruit up behind the holes. I grabbed the fruit and whipped out my net and started having a net fight with him. "Gimme' the fruit back!" he whined and he hit me back. I slowly retreated and when he was turned around I hit him a good couple of times before saying "Bad human."(like bad dog) and while that was happening the two girls where laughing. I left the island and it was a good laugh for me c:

Bad story...

So I went to the island and there was a girl and a boy there, the boy was the friendly type and the girl was too... or so I thought. So I went beetle hunting and just as I was almost done the girl was running around with the net and she scared off some of the beetles that I was gonna catch. So then I calmly say "Please stop scaring the beetles" and then I went on catching mine. I walk my her and I scared her beetle and she's like "WTF STOP SCARING MY BEETLES U PRICK." and I just said "Sorry." She then started being b****y and complained about it and I was like... "Im as rich a Bill Gates. I don't need my bugs c:" *Flicks WiFi switch"

Best story...

So I was on a island with a japanese girl who spoke good english and I saw that she wanted a Cool Globe and I ad a spare one in my town so we traded WiFi codes and I gave it to her. She gave me in return 1mil bells, Dango, Bamboo Grass, 7-11 Set, and some other Japanese only stuff. I thanked her and we were friends up until she became inactive but she would let me over for holidays and I would do the same for her.

Did you bother to check the date? There's actually a similar thread on this if you haven't seen it.
 
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That happened to me once, I don't remember the user name but it was a similar situation. I was also minding my own business when that ******** person appeared and start scaring all the bugs I was trying to catch. Finally when I got pissed off and decided to leave, he flipped the switch and reseted our games. The problem is that I had some itens in my box already, which I lost because of that as*****
 
You should've been happy to find a troll. It's fun taunting them, screwing with them and boring them to death.

This. I have yet to encounter a troll and would die to encounter one

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Why would you risk fishing/catching bugs on club tortimer where people can reset their wifi and make you lose everything, though? O.o People keep talking about this happening and I just can't understand why someone would fish/catch bugs there. Are there like.. CT only bugs and fish or something?

Honestly, Nintendo should have a system to report people like this and get them banned from online play. They're clearly not mature enough to handle it.

Now I regret getting the CT pass even more. I've had it for months and I STILL haven't gotten the nerve to actually visit because it doesn't seem worth it.

No, there's no CT exclusive stuff. People are idiots for going to CT to fish/catch bugs.

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I know but I decided to post it anyways

It seems like you don't know much about TBT...
 
A hint to everybody that uses Club Tortimer:


If your worried about scammers or tolls simply just don't gather bugs or fish... just go to your island and do it... you won't risk lossing 50,000 + bells worth of stuff :)
 
Usually when people try to troll me on the island I drop a bunch of bells near them and say
"Too bad you weren't nice to me" then flip the switch xD
 
This. I have yet to encounter a troll and would die to encounter one

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No, there's no CT exclusive stuff. People are idiots for going to CT to fish/catch bugs.

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It seems like you don't know much about TBT...

I do know a lot about TBT actually.
 
Lol i've been to the island only 5 times, some of the people there just creep me out.

The first time i went, i don't know if he was a troll or just a kid, but he kept asking me my age and way to personal questions.

The conversation went like this

Me : Hello!.
Him : Hi! *japanese text* how old are you?
Me : Uhhhhh.
Him : I live in Japan!, where do you live?.
Me: ......
Him : How old are you?.
Me : *Lying* 40
Him : Weee *Japanese text*
Me : Uh oh red battery charge.
Him : Nuuuuuuuu
Me *Leaves*

My face afterwards : ๏_๏

Most awkward conversation i have ever had in my life...

I don't see how that's awkward at all...
 
I went on Club Tortimer for the frst time today. It was bad. The guy was cutting trees, destorying all the stuff digging... so i asked what he was doing. He said I'd see, so I caught a ew bugs while I waited. Then I told him I'd help. he says yes. I decided to cut the last trees. He called me an A-hole, and I asked why he was mad. I began catching stuff but he cussed at me. Then I called him a b-tch, because he deserved it. He said go suck a ----. I say you too, and he says he's not gay. I said I wasn't either. He just got worse. I said "bye d---head" and put the critters in the pickup box. I tried to talk with Leilani, but the "Choppy Waters" message came up. I asked him to stop, he used the laughing emote. Then he signed us for a tour. I asked him to cancel. Then he yells at me toerror because he's gotta go. A few seconds later, an error odcured. It was annoying.. especially because that was my first CT experience.
 
I learned this cool trick: If any trolls come suggest a tour and once you both sit down the game saves. After that everything is saved and you can error.
Once, this guy came and asked me a bunch of weird, sort of personal questions, and I kept catching my bugs and telling him that I didn't want to answer his questions. He got upset at me for no reason and started cussing at me, and he kept threatening to error and have me lose all the rare beetles I caught. He then said that was his brother cussing, and by this time I just suggested a tour and flipped my wireless switch immediately after it saved.
I've heard of trolls that try and force people to go on tours with them, so that is a good way to prevent the loss of items.
 
I've only done Club Tortimer once. The only other girl there just walked around minding her own business as did I.
 
my favorite CT troll was some American girl following me around asking for bells while she was wearing a Royal Crown on her head! me and some other dude were like, eh why doncha just sell your crown??
 
I'll just ignore them. What they want is just attention and I refuse to give them what they want.
 
Wish I get Bell beggers all the time. I always find people who pull the 'You're too old' card, the most recent was yesterday. I was only trying to collect the Cabana Set :(
 
I've had several people try their luck on CT. One kept telling me every few minutes how poor they are...
Another kept hitting me with a net? What that was supposed to do I have no idea.
Another got really annoyed with me after going on tours together and not getting anything for them because she was insistent that she wanted to get the list medals and didn't need help....came back and she told me she hated me and ran off ;)
Another time two people were clearly setting something up to look like they'd been scammed....they were buying a crown of this person and dropped the bells, then the other person left with the crown and the bells....
She kept going on constantly about how she had been scammed and she was so angry and had nothing left....
I just kept responding with, I know that's so bad :( haha

They make me laugh more than anything now
 
I never go to CT anymore simply because of the horror stories I have heard on here. If I want any island items I usually just buy them on here to save having to deal with stuff like that, otherwise I just go to my regular island.
 
Teehee, I actually like coming across trolls on Club Tortimer. I like to try and weird them out or annoy them. It's amusing. ~_~

Yes. They amuse me too. Most of them are just kids anyway. My favorite thing to do is when they beg for bells, I start following them and beg for bells too. They really hate that. Lol.

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I love it when my basket is full and someone arrives ( saving all my basket items), and they demand bells or they flip the wifi. I let them know that he/she saved my items and then I flip the wifi on them.
 
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