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Club Tortimer Trolls

I don't mind trolls, they look a bit ugly though. I have never seen one on tortimer island though! Where are they? under the bridge? How do I find one? get one of my billygoats to walk across the bridge or something?

You funny, I like you

I've never come across trolls on CT. Infact i've come across some pretty nice people, One person did ask me for 500k. I flicked my wifi
 
I've had mostly bland experience with the club. The only really somewhat annoying thing was someone asking for money, I ended up giving quite a bit but eh.

Really good experience though with two other girls, we played quite a few tours together and got along really well. :D Cancelled out the bad feelings.
 
My recent troll experience. I finally found an island selling hammers. The guy asks me what I'm doing, laughs, and turns his wifi off. Probably my best worst experience so far!

It is a bit sad though that some people would waste their time doing that. If he found he could turn his wifi off so easily then he obviously didn't intend to come to the island for any other reason.
 
The best troll experience I had so far was someone calling me an Anti-Disestablismentarian.
 
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I haven't had any bad experiences, but strangely enough, I want to know what it's like. :) When people are mean to me I just ignore them, but I've always just wanted to argue...and Club Tortimer would be perfect for that!
But yeah, I only visit if I'm bored. By the time I'm done with my daily Animal Crossing schedule I'm never really in the mood to go. :p
 
I haven't had any bad experiences, but strangely enough, I want to know what it's like. :) When people are mean to me I just ignore them, but I've always just wanted to argue...and Club Tortimer would be perfect for that!
But yeah, I only visit if I'm bored. By the time I'm done with my daily Animal Crossing schedule I'm never really in the mood to go. :p


It's funner to try and weird them put rather than argue with them. Trolls are extremely stubborn.
 
With all of Nintendo's uber-over-protective-ness going on, you'd think they'd have a way to prevent that from happening (e.g. not "losing all your stuff" if someone flips their wi-fi to the off position or turns off their modem or w/e.) Kind of obnoxious when you're having a good time and someone pops up and decides to F with you by turning off wifi -,-;

But whatevs. Lesson learned for me. I just save up my medals and island hop to get furniture I need. As soon as I got what I came for, I bail! :) And if someone bugs me I make sure to put them on my blacklist.
 
I don't have Club Tortimier yet, but I can't wait for this. If I encounter someone pulling this kind of crap on me I will make their life a living hell, and write out as much of the script of Bee Movie as it takes me.

- - - Post Merge - - -

It'd be awesome of the game saved automatically (like a lot of posts on forums, or on Google Docs where it says everything at every second). See guys, this is why Nintendo doesn't give us this sort of freedom - we can't be trusted. It's worse on SSBB when I'm doing an online match and the other guy and I have a contest to see who can die first instead of winning.
 
Once someone set up a tour and wouldn't let me leave until I paid them 3k bells. I screwed around with them for a little bit then flicked the wireless switch (lol I lost my Napoleonfish, but I didn't care, at least the dumb troll didn't get my bells!)
 
Once someone set up a tour and wouldn't let me leave until I paid them 3k bells. I screwed around with them for a little bit then flicked the wireless switch (lol I lost my Napoleonfish, but I didn't care, at least the dumb troll didn't get my bells!)



Jesus, that's an incredible way of handling it! So you pretty much...trolled the troll. And good on you, mate. Give'em a taste of their own medicine, hahaha!
 
Short little conversations they had with me:

Me: Stop trying to scam me. I'm not falling for it.
Troll: Yes you are
Me: No I'm not.
Troll: 10-year-old
Me: Nope
Troll: whoops sorry 8-year-old
Me: ....Nope, I just turned three! :D

*Troll: Cutting down all the trees on the island, probably so I can't catch any bugs.*
*Me: Picks up all the coconuts the trees drop and thanks the troll for the free fruit.*

*Me: Catching a big fish*
*Troll: Attempts to scare it off*
*Me: Catches it as soon as they race by me*

It was actually scary since I forgot about the wireless switch at first. Actually, the way I did it was I walked into the hallway, where the Wi-fi is weak, and the connection snapped. xD

Edit; Why on earth would you try to troll/scam someone on a children's game? Lamest life goal I've ever seen in a while.
 
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I don't mind trolls, they look a bit ugly though. I have never seen one on tortimer island though! Where are they? under the bridge? How do I find one? get one of my billygoats to walk across the bridge or something?
Lol!!! :O

I ran into ******** people who act immature but never a troll. Lol!
 
I only go to Club Tortimer to tan, so if they cut down trees, jokes on them. I don't care.

I haven't had anyone prevent me from leaving though which is good. Not that it matters anyway since escape is just a wi-fi switch away. They're annoying, but whatever. They can't do much to bother me. :p
 
I used to visit a lot but not so much anymore. I'll try visiting again soon!
 
Forgot to say about when I was there.
I have ran into a lot of trolls. At least 10.
I'll just say the most interesting top 2.

Story 1
I wore the cat costume there so they wanted it.
Me:Hi *greeting emote*
Her: Hi I like your outfit.
Me : thx its really easy to get.
Her: give it!
Me: no its fairly easy.
Her: no I don't have bells.
Me: how did you get here?
Her: that doesn't mean anything!
Give me your costume.
I then remove it. Put on a dress pattern,
Removed shoes and cap,and dropped it.

Her: yay!
Me: enjoy your outfit
Her: I already have it but
I don't feel like reordering it.
That's why I had you five me yours.
Me:*flips switch

Story 2

Me:Hi
Him:Why hello
Me: How old are you?
Him:12
Me : me 2!
Him: cool.
Can I have your #?
Me: why?
Him : so you can send me "pics"
Me: hell no
Him: why?!
Me: I'm taken and that's gross.
Him: why I have a six pack with a
Good package ;).
I hit that wifi switch in a jiffy after that and just about puked!
 
Oh, someone wanted me to send him my "pics" too. And when he asked my age, I lied. I said that I'm a 99 years old grandma. Then I started to tell him about my grandchildren and the old good times I had in 1925. He found me extremely boring and left.
 
Oh, someone wanted me to send him my "pics" too. And when he asked my age, I lied. I said that I'm a 99 years old grandma. Then I started to tell him about my grandchildren and the old good times I had in 1925. He found me extremely boring and left.

lol xD

I go to Club Tortimer only if I'm bored or I want a special item xD
 
Lol i've been to the island only 5 times, some of the people there just creep me out.

The first time i went, i don't know if he was a troll or just a kid, but he kept asking me my age and way to personal questions.

The conversation went like this

Me : Hello!.
Him : Hi! *japanese text* how old are you?
Me : Uhhhhh.
Him : I live in Japan!, where do you live?.
Me: ......
Him : How old are you?.
Me : *Lying* 40
Him : Weee *Japanese text*
Me : Uh oh red battery charge.
Him : Nuuuuuuuu
Me *Leaves*

My face afterwards : ๏_๏

Most awkward conversation i have ever had in my life...
 
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