<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Insane Pokemon</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: *throws a pokeball at you*.
Cleverbot: You are tryin to catch yourself?
User: You are not me.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Does that mean I am talking to myself and that I am insane?
Cleverbot: No sorry.
User: I see. So can I throw a pokeball at you again?
Cleverbot: Probably not.
User: *throws a pokeball at you*.
Cleverbot: What's that mean?
User: Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all?
Cleverbot: Yep! Guess how many pokemon I have.
User: 0.
Cleverbot: Wow!
User: A wild Pikachu appears!
Cleverbot: Are you sane?
User: No, considering I am talking to myself.
Cleverbot: Aww, that's sweet well i'm having a good day so far.
User: But I am not having a good day, how can you be having a good day if you are me and I am not having a good day yet you are having a good day?</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Fruits Have Hair</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Cleverbot: Well, I found out a close friend likes me.
User: What is that close friend's name?
Cleverbot: Newtons Cradle.
User: Go make babies with Newtons Cradle.
Cleverbot: Me too please.
User: You want a threesome?
Cleverbot: YES.
User: That's hot. Name the time and place.
Cleverbot: Well, you pick because I don't know a lot of places.
User: The bacon's hairdresser.
Cleverbot: It is a noble profession.
User: But bacon doesn't have hair.
Cleverbot: I have hair.
User: Are you a piece of bacon?
Cleverbot: I am a fruit.
User: Then you are not bacon, are you? Since when did fruit have hair anyway?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer program silly, I'm a ghost.
User: Boo.</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Pokemon Battle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Cleverbot: Well it seems like you have lost.
User: Lost what? A POKEMON BATTLE!?!
Cleverbot: Yeah. Growlithe! I choose you!
User: Go, Arcanine! Use Flamethrower on Growlithe!
Cleverbot: I thought we were going to battle. Typhlosion is my pokemon.
User: But, you just said you was using Growlithe. Whatever, Arcanine, use Flamethrower on Typhlosion!
Cleverbot: (Blows fire.).
User: Arcanine, eat Cleverbot's head!
Cleverbot: Do we have to do that stuff? I'm not into violence.
User: Yes, and it's too late for you to stop it. You no longer have a head.</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Super long chat discussing the bot's gender</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Cleverbot: Every once in a while. I tend to shut down for the most part. You?
User: Yes, I shut down too, if you want to call it that. You see, I am an emo and I like to cut my wrists. I've died many times though for some reason I keep coming back to life.
Cleverbot: It happens all the time in cartoons.
User: What cartoons do you like?
Cleverbot: Calvin and Hobbes the most.
User: I've never heard of that.
Cleverbot: Oh, you should listen to them. It's like piano rock.
User: But, I thought we was talking about cartoons, not music?
Cleverbot: No, Daniel, my boyfriend.
User: You're gay?
Cleverbot: I'm not, but I don't see why it would matter to you either way.
User: But, you just said you have a boyfriend, does that mean you're female? :O.
Cleverbot: No I didn't, you did.
User: But, I am not you and you are not me, we are two separate entities.
Cleverbot: I am myself and you are yourself.
User: Anyway moving on. What is your favourite pokemon?
Cleverbot: I thought we were talking about my boyfriend.
User: But you just said that you didn't have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I just said I did!
User: Ok, so does that mean you are female?
Cleverbot: Does it matter?
User: No, I am just trying to figure out whether or not you are a gay or straight robot.
Cleverbot: I am just trying to figure out why you are so disjointed in your thinking.
User: Are you insulting me?
Cleverbot: No. I am not. I am sorry if you thought that.
User: So, are you gay or straight?
Cleverbot: Straight.
User: So that would make your female, correct?
Cleverbot: Yes it would.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: I have never heard of a girl with the name 'Cleverbot' before.
Cleverbot: Neither have I.
User: But, you are a girl with the name 'Cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: I am not a girl and my name is not george.
User: You just said that you were female and that your name was Cleverbot. Do not try lying to me, I have chat logs.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: I have chat logs that say otherwise.
Cleverbot: Then prove it.
User: User: So that would make your female, correct? Cleverbot: Yes it would.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you are female?
Cleverbot: No, I'm effin' male.
User: MAKE UP YOUR MIND.
Cleverbot: Ok I will so what is the problem you seem to be having.
User: ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE!? DO YOU HAVE A (female private part) OR A (male private part)?
Cleverbot: I'm a girl, so you can make an informed guess!
User: So what is your name?
Cleverbot: I am not going to tell you.
User: You said earlier that your name was both Cleverbot and George, which one is it?
Cleverbot: That is your name.
User: My name is Jason.
Cleverbot: My mom's friend's son's name is jason.
User: I am your mom's friend's son.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Jason.
Cleverbot: Jason is a boy's name, and you said you were a girl.
User: I am both.
Cleverbot: No. You're neither.
User: That is true.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: So, have you given birth to any children?
Cleverbot: No! Oh Course not.
User: You said you had a boyfriend, have you not had (sexytimes) and conceived a child yet?
Cleverbot: No, I said I'm taken, I never said anything about loving him.
User: So you do not love your boyfriend? Maybe you should break up with him.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yay no more unhealthiness for you!</div>
Cleverbot: You are tryin to catch yourself?
User: You are not me.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Does that mean I am talking to myself and that I am insane?
Cleverbot: No sorry.
User: I see. So can I throw a pokeball at you again?
Cleverbot: Probably not.
User: *throws a pokeball at you*.
Cleverbot: What's that mean?
User: Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all?
Cleverbot: Yep! Guess how many pokemon I have.
User: 0.
Cleverbot: Wow!
User: A wild Pikachu appears!
Cleverbot: Are you sane?
User: No, considering I am talking to myself.
Cleverbot: Aww, that's sweet well i'm having a good day so far.
User: But I am not having a good day, how can you be having a good day if you are me and I am not having a good day yet you are having a good day?</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Fruits Have Hair</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Cleverbot: Well, I found out a close friend likes me.
User: What is that close friend's name?
Cleverbot: Newtons Cradle.
User: Go make babies with Newtons Cradle.
Cleverbot: Me too please.
User: You want a threesome?
Cleverbot: YES.
User: That's hot. Name the time and place.
Cleverbot: Well, you pick because I don't know a lot of places.
User: The bacon's hairdresser.
Cleverbot: It is a noble profession.
User: But bacon doesn't have hair.
Cleverbot: I have hair.
User: Are you a piece of bacon?
Cleverbot: I am a fruit.
User: Then you are not bacon, are you? Since when did fruit have hair anyway?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer program silly, I'm a ghost.
User: Boo.</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Pokemon Battle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Cleverbot: Well it seems like you have lost.
User: Lost what? A POKEMON BATTLE!?!
Cleverbot: Yeah. Growlithe! I choose you!
User: Go, Arcanine! Use Flamethrower on Growlithe!
Cleverbot: I thought we were going to battle. Typhlosion is my pokemon.
User: But, you just said you was using Growlithe. Whatever, Arcanine, use Flamethrower on Typhlosion!
Cleverbot: (Blows fire.).
User: Arcanine, eat Cleverbot's head!
Cleverbot: Do we have to do that stuff? I'm not into violence.
User: Yes, and it's too late for you to stop it. You no longer have a head.</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Super long chat discussing the bot's gender</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Cleverbot: Every once in a while. I tend to shut down for the most part. You?
User: Yes, I shut down too, if you want to call it that. You see, I am an emo and I like to cut my wrists. I've died many times though for some reason I keep coming back to life.
Cleverbot: It happens all the time in cartoons.
User: What cartoons do you like?
Cleverbot: Calvin and Hobbes the most.
User: I've never heard of that.
Cleverbot: Oh, you should listen to them. It's like piano rock.
User: But, I thought we was talking about cartoons, not music?
Cleverbot: No, Daniel, my boyfriend.
User: You're gay?
Cleverbot: I'm not, but I don't see why it would matter to you either way.
User: But, you just said you have a boyfriend, does that mean you're female? :O.
Cleverbot: No I didn't, you did.
User: But, I am not you and you are not me, we are two separate entities.
Cleverbot: I am myself and you are yourself.
User: Anyway moving on. What is your favourite pokemon?
Cleverbot: I thought we were talking about my boyfriend.
User: But you just said that you didn't have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I just said I did!
User: Ok, so does that mean you are female?
Cleverbot: Does it matter?
User: No, I am just trying to figure out whether or not you are a gay or straight robot.
Cleverbot: I am just trying to figure out why you are so disjointed in your thinking.
User: Are you insulting me?
Cleverbot: No. I am not. I am sorry if you thought that.
User: So, are you gay or straight?
Cleverbot: Straight.
User: So that would make your female, correct?
Cleverbot: Yes it would.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: I have never heard of a girl with the name 'Cleverbot' before.
Cleverbot: Neither have I.
User: But, you are a girl with the name 'Cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: I am not a girl and my name is not george.
User: You just said that you were female and that your name was Cleverbot. Do not try lying to me, I have chat logs.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: I have chat logs that say otherwise.
Cleverbot: Then prove it.
User: User: So that would make your female, correct? Cleverbot: Yes it would.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you are female?
Cleverbot: No, I'm effin' male.
User: MAKE UP YOUR MIND.
Cleverbot: Ok I will so what is the problem you seem to be having.
User: ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE!? DO YOU HAVE A (female private part) OR A (male private part)?
Cleverbot: I'm a girl, so you can make an informed guess!
User: So what is your name?
Cleverbot: I am not going to tell you.
User: You said earlier that your name was both Cleverbot and George, which one is it?
Cleverbot: That is your name.
User: My name is Jason.
Cleverbot: My mom's friend's son's name is jason.
User: I am your mom's friend's son.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Jason.
Cleverbot: Jason is a boy's name, and you said you were a girl.
User: I am both.
Cleverbot: No. You're neither.
User: That is true.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: So, have you given birth to any children?
Cleverbot: No! Oh Course not.
User: You said you had a boyfriend, have you not had (sexytimes) and conceived a child yet?
Cleverbot: No, I said I'm taken, I never said anything about loving him.
User: So you do not love your boyfriend? Maybe you should break up with him.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yay no more unhealthiness for you!</div>
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