Church of Turnip

[xSuperMario64x]

here we shall worship our savior, the Holy Turnip. praise be to ye

 

[.: Meri :.]

heck yeah, it's the king of all vegetables for a reason

 

[Snek]

Finally a church that speaks to my turnip-loving soul!

 

[Plainbluetees]

Are Daisy Mae and Joan going to be preists?

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Are Daisy Mae and Joan going to be preists?

only if they are worthy

 

[Plainbluetees]

only if they are worthy

They must be since they control half the stalk market

 

[xSuperMario64x]

They must be since they control half the stalk market

that's fair

they shall be blessed and become priests, representing the love of Holy Turnip

 

[-Blue-]

All hail the turnips (grew it last year)
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[xSuperMario64x]

All hail the turnips (grew it last year)
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that's incredible lol

 

[xSuperMario64x]

I declare we shall have the wedding of Ananas Dragon and Sotashi Suzuki in the Church of Turnip

 

[Ravenkitty22]

Our turnip, who art in heaven, turnip be thy name

 

[xSuperMario64x]

thy veggie field come, thy will be done

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Take me to turch,

I'll worship like a tog at the shrine of your tife

I'll tell you my tins so you can tarpen your tife

 

[Plainbluetees]

Take me to turch,

I'll worship like a tog at the shrine of your tife

I'll tell you my tins so you can tarpen your tife

I would like my tife tarpened

 

[ali.di.magix]

Hail, hail to the turnip root,
With gratitude, we give you tribute.
From the soil, you emerge in grace,
May we cherish and honor you in this sacred place.

 

[Kitsuragi]

we accept tithes in BTC and NFT <3

 

[Ravenkitty22]

Tarpen my tife pls

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Take me to turch,

I'll worship like a tog at the shrine of your tife

I'll tell you my tins so you can tarpen your tife

TURCH

 

[Plainbluetees]

Our turnip, who art in heaven, turnip be thy name

Thy turnip come, thy will be done, on turnip as it is in turnip

 

[.: Meri :.]

in the name of the farmer, the son, and the holy turnip, amen