Best of Internet Trolls

CainWolf

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We have all seen them, if you haven't then you aren't on the internet right now. I don't care what you say theoretical person, if you haven't seen a troll then you aren't here.

Some respond to trolls in anger, some in witty banter, most ignore them and move on, in rare occasions some just act nice until the trolls go away. Have you had or seen any good troll encounters lately? Post in the comments if you have any good ones.

I had one just now, some strange individual who shall simply be known as 'Kait' on a different website tried to steal a jacobs ladder from someone's town, who shall be known as 'Tink'. Tink shut off the wireless before any harm could be done, warned other people, and asked for an apology. Kait responded with rage and calling everyone losers, not bothering to deny the accusations and instead defended her actions with the claim that 'everyone steals, dont be stupid.' When this shockingly did not work she resorted to a caps locks rant about god and hard times and it was like something else was controlling her, it has since been deleted by mods but the gist of it was "DEMONS MAKES ME STEAL VIRTUAL FLOWERS PLEASE FORGIVE ME EVEN THOUGH I'M CONTINUING BEING A JERK"

That doesn't sound any more sane in caps does it? Is it just me?

After spamming her rant and having it deleted three times she said her sad farewell and thanked the people who understood where she was coming from (I didn't see these theoretical people but if she says they exist, what reason do we have not to trust her?), and I commented that I would miss her, she responded saying she would be back tomorrow. Someone claimed there was a lot of sarcasm, I pointed out that I wasn't being sarcastic, I would miss her, for I hadn't stopped chuckling since the conversation had started. The mods have now taken away all evidence of this conversation but I shall cherish this memory forever.
 
What is the point of this thread?

I love GaMERCaT. He's either clueless or just a troll.
 
I don't know any besides myself, after I transform. ;)
 
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There's no such thing as a good troll in my book.
It's so ridiculous, almost as bad as keyboard warriors.
 
Trolls just want others to think they're so cool and master of manipulation and super agile "talkers" and bla bla bla.
 
It's not necessarily the trolls themselves, but the banter that comes from dealing with them, people can get pretty creative when dealing with trolls at times and it can lead to funny moments. I didn't say trolls were good, I merely want to see the best troll encounters for the lols. The trick is to not take trolls so seriously.
 
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?Cuidado, es Jefe el Asesino!

Jeff the Killer sucks. Just like Slenderman and all other popular creepypasta ****.

As for internet trolls, it depends. They're often annoying, but it's sometimes pretty fun to watch people fall for them.

I dont understand why jeff is so popular like did anyone ever read the story bc its awfully written and it just all makes no sense at all, like his skin is leathery white bc of burns he suffered from fire and bleach they had in this one kids house that was apparently factory-grade and idek why he has black around his eyes and like in the entire story hehad a weird "tick" they never discussed further. did the "tick" make him go crazy or the big fight thing between a bunch of children that were apparently 2strong4theadults to even stop the fight ugh I could go on for days but not the place

I made like one troll thread once and I was sure to make it painfully obvious I was a troll (and it was on april fools) and someone actually fell for it and it was so good omfg

trolling can be fun but sometimes it does get annoying/go too far. no one should try to be an infinite troll bc it just gets tiring.
 
I dont understand why jeff is so popular like did anyone ever read the story bc its awfully written and it just all makes no sense at all, like his skin is leathery white bc of burns he suffered from fire and bleach they had in this one kids house that was apparently factory-grade and idek why he has black around his eyes and like in the entire story hehad a weird "tick" they never discussed further. did the "tick" make him go crazy or the big fight thing between a bunch of children that were apparently 2strong4theadults to even stop the fight ugh I could go on for days but not the place
Because it's a bunch of young teens reading that stuff and spreading it around. Older creepypasta readers/writers all agree that Jeff the Killer wasn't ever good and both he and Slenderman have been overdone. Time to move on.

That said, I think 99% of creepypasta stories are garbage. There's just a few that I feel are well-written and creep me out.

I'm not trolling btw
 
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