"You know, guys, I never expected to die like this. I thought I'd meet a nice girl, settle down, and then she'd eat my head." -mantis, kung fu panda 2 my favorite movie of all time
" Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it."
"It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black."
"People who really want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse. And we've got entirely too many troublemakers here. Too many 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry."