Captain Crazy Chicken
The bad guys are pirates?
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OK then. Storytime, y'all. BattleBlock Theater was created by a guy named Perham Furbottom, who liked cats. The theater was a smash hit, and I think it stopped when he finally died from a popcorn-induced superpoop. Ever since then, his cats and hat were inherited, but the corpse was fed to sharks. The hat had a terrible curse placed upon it that made each heir to the hat get more corrupted than the last, due to his history of Satanist obsessions and cultist ways. And after that, the theater was DED. Not big suprise.
OK then. Storytime, y'all. BattleBlock Theater was created by a guy named Perham Furbottom, who liked cats. The theater was a smash hit, and I think it stopped when he finally died from a popcorn-induced superpoop. Ever since then, his cats and hat were inherited, but the corpse was fed to sharks. The hat had a terrible curse placed upon it that made each heir to the hat get more corrupted than the last, due to his history of Satanist obsessions and cultist ways. And after that, the theater was DED. Not big suprise.
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