Basement Dwellers

[Chris]

But what happens if I can’t find any food out in the forest?

I suggest eating your neighbours.

 

[Mick]

I highly recommend not eating any neighbors.

I suggest eating your neighbours.

Getting mixed messages here

 

[Seastar]

I suggest eating your neighbours.

Why are you and Mick both saying to eat neighbors??

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

I suggest eating your neighbours.

Not you too! I don’t wanna be blacklisted from red lobster

 

[Mick]

Why are you and Mick both saying to eat neighbors??

Why are you saying not to? First the candy, now the neighbours...

 

[Seastar]

Why are you saying not to? First the candy, now the neighbours...

Oh no, you still remember the cursed candy...
Why would you eat something that can talk and think the same way you do? How would you feel if you were eaten?
Oh no, this feels extra cursed because I got cooked in a group chat a few days ago-

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Why are you saying not to? First the candy, now the neighbours...

I’m not a full murder deer mind you I’m not eating my neighbors

 

[Mick]

Oh no, you still remember the cursed candy...
Why would you eat something that can talk and think the same way you do? How would you feel if you were eaten?
Oh no, this feels extra cursed because I got cooked in a group chat a few days ago-

Of course I remember, I miss the candy. And Rin's free candy van.
I'd feel a little hurt probably? And not much after that, I guess.

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Oy lets just say I’m not eating anyone sapient.

Here’s some murder deer running around NOT eating people

 

[DinosaurDumpster]

Good morning

Time to kick out some villagers (that is going to take forever...)

 

[Seastar]

Of course I remember, I miss the candy. And Rin's free candy van.
I'd feel a little hurt probably? And not much after that, I guess.

But would you want to be eaten?

 

[Mick]

But would you want to be eaten?

Of course not! But that's just how nature is, so there would be no hard feelings

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Of course not! But that's just how nature is, so there would be no hard feelings

I’m pretty sure anything that can both think like you AND wants to eat you is NOT natural...

 

[Mick]

I’m pretty sure anything that can both think like you AND wants to eat you is NOT natural...

It doesn't have to think like me for me to be able to understand it

 

[Seastar]

Okaaaay I'm going to go now...
Because I'm literally calamari with octopus filling and this conversation is dangerous

 

[Mick]

Okaaaay I'm going to go now...
Because I'm literally calamari with octopus filling and this conversation is dangerous

It's safe though! Like I said, I've been to the store. I have candy.

 

[Enxssi]

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

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Oy I saw a virus video that had that picture as one of the things it could put on your screen (while accompanied by creepy music)

 

[DinosaurDumpster]

Well that was easy, i got Hugh to leave first try within 5 minutes o_o

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Well that was easy, i got Hugh to leave first try within 5 minutes o_o

Who are you going to get to replace him?