Your Local Wild Child
Matty the smarting-nosed “reindeer”
My dachshund (his real name is Finn) has a million names. The one I use the most is Stinky Man lolIt doesn't matter what you name a pet because 99% of the time you won't use their name anyway.
I call my female cats Muffin and Cake. Their real names are Maiko and Keiko.