Your Local Wild Child
Matty the smarting-nosed “reindeer”
The ability to get out of EvwirtIf you could have any power, what would it be?
Mine would be shapeshifting.

The ability to get out of EvwirtIf you could have any power, what would it be?
Mine would be shapeshifting.
telling my mom something and they actually listenIf you could have any power, what would it be?
Mine would be shapeshifting.
I thought you said shoplifting and i just wasn’t surprisedIf you could have any power, what would it be?
Mine would be shapeshifting.
Well... With shapeshifting, I can get away with it easier.I thought you said shoplifting and i just wasn’t surprised
Certain gnomes have that superpowerI thought you said shoplifting and i just wasn’t surprised
Don’t call out my gnomes like thatCertain gnomes have that superpower
hmm I wonderteleportation by a long shot
i know where id go
They’re Evwirtian gnomesDon’t call out my gnomes like that
flight or smth vanilla like thatIf you could have any power, what would it be?
Mine would be shapeshifting.
shuThmm I wonder
Yeah-AHHH MY BROTHER GOES TO COLLEGE TOMORROW WHAT
Excuse me whatis getting away with murder a superpower
okay now shapeshifting soundsWith shapeshifting I can be any animal or look like a different person (assuming I wouldn't have to go off of reference)
Teleportation I could go anywhere easily, of course, which I'd really like.
it's only a questionExcuse me what