Your Local Wild Child
Matty the smarting-nosed “reindeer”
Did y’all know that pure sodium is explosive
W h a tDid y’all know that pure sodium is explosive
I love this so much. Bless this. Thank you for blessing me with such a thing.Meet Rose.
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As for how my partner took it:
Vris:
We might need to break up.
I'm cheating on you.
I made myself a girlfriend. Her name's Rose. She's not a great conversationalist, she may or may not be cheating on me with a chicken named Goose, and I might have to control her with my right hand - but I think she and I might really have something real here.
Sorry.
G:
Hahahah!
How can I compete!
Vris:
I'm glad you understand.
G:
I thought the writing on the grave was hebrew for a second
Vris:
I tell you I'm leaving you for a video game character and THAT'S what you focus on
G:
It’s also a metalW h a t
Holy crap almost 9k postsW h a t
No... I did not.Did y’all know that pure sodium is explosive
you whatIt’s also a metal
In water. Azoazodeazide will detonate if anything happens to it. It moves, it’s touched, and on some cases, it’ll detonate when even nothing happens to it!Did y’all know that pure sodium is explosive
you what
I guess reactive is more aptIn water. Azoazodeazide will detonate if anything happens to it. It moves, it’s touched, and on some cases, it’ll detonate when even nothing happens to it!
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Uh... does anyone have any towels? Preferably dry towels.
Oh, this will do! *wraps the explorer bag in a towel for some reason*
Haha like I’d have those availableUh... does anyone have any towels? Preferably dry towels.
You live in a forestHaha like I’d have those available
Nah I use a spare hoodie if I need toYou live in a forest
You prolly use leavea
I love this
I love this so much. Bless this. Thank you for blessing me with such a thing.