I love thisMeet Rose.
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As for how my partner took it:
Vris:
We might need to break up.
I'm cheating on you.
I made myself a girlfriend. Her name's Rose. She's not a great conversationalist, she may or may not be cheating on me with a chicken named Goose, and I might have to control her with my right hand - but I think she and I might really have something real here.
Sorry.
G:
Hahahah!
How can I compete!
Vris:
I'm glad you understand.
G:
I thought the writing on the grave was hebrew for a second
Vris:
I tell you I'm leaving you for a video game character and THAT'S what you focus on
G: