Basement Dwellers

[Seastar]

Okay, normally, I'm an Inkling fused with an Octoling.
Wait, that sounds insane... maybe I shouldn't tell strangers that.

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

that's true hahahah who is keeping you hostage let me know the goose scientist on the case hahahah

It’s a long story that involves pineapple on pizza and a unicycling witch

 

[Clock]

Pineapple on pizza vs the unicycle witch

 

[soldierroxas]

It’s a long story that involves pineapple on pizza and a unicycling witch

unicycling witch huh *take outs magnifying glass* I got all day

 

[Seastar]

Okay, I'm going to turn back to "normal" because it is totally normal to be what I am.

 

[Clock]

Ribbon has returned

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

unicycling witch huh *take outs magnifying glass* I got all day

Well, it was starting to get kinda late out one day. I was out on...uh...I don’t remember...but I was definitely out in the woods. Well, I must’ve done something wrong cuz a bunch of wasps stung me a LOT. What happened next is a blur but I ran into a unicycling witch, argued with her about pizza toppings and then I’m cursed. I have no idea how to get out of Evwirt and I’ve started go a bit feral so I’ve taken up the title of local wild child.

 

[Seastar]

Ribbon has returned

....I was the goose squid the whole time. Shhhh..

 

[frogslime]

Enough goosing for me, back to bright neon anime characters.

 

[Clock]

Goose cult has ended I guess...
Ok then..

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Here’s my true form by the way (unicycling witch REALLY doesn’t like me for some reason so I turn into a deer sometimes)

 

[Seastar]

Well... I could be a goose squid again someday. Like that time I brought back the duck squid for a minute or two until Kurb splatted me again.

 

[Clock]

Squid hybrids are interesting

 

[Seastar]

Squid hybrids are interesting

They are...?

 

[Clock]

Yeah
Kirby squid
Duck squid
and so on

 

[Seastar]

Yeah
Kirby squid
Duck squid
and so on

Being part Kirby felt like a curse...

Hey, wait... Wasn't I an octopus earlier...

 

[Clock]

Yeah octopus squid

 

[Seastar]

Hmm... I'm always an octopus squid.

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Hmm... I'm always an octopus squid.

But what about-

 

[Clock]

Frog squid