Basement Dwellers

[frogslime]

@FrogslimeOfficial I had 2 pings last night

You're welcome

 

[Dwayne Johnson]

2 falsehoods

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

I have risen like a discount phoenix

 

[frogslime]

sharing again because this is important

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

I have risen like a discount phoenix

We have discount phoenixes here

 

[Dwayne Johnson]

I have risen like a discount phoenix

we must operate on the same brainwave cus I just woke from my slumber

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

sharing again because this is important

Future me listening to songs about drugs and money on my way to my 9-5 job

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We have discount phoenixes here

Do they taste good

we must operate on the same brainwave cus I just woke from my slumber

Brother

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Do they taste good

Why is that your first question

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Why is that your first question

Phoenixes are like burning chickens so if you kill one it’ll already be cooked, and if they’re discount phoenixes then maybe they don’t come back from the dead so i’m left with seared chicken

 

[Dwayne Johnson]

I need more rotisserie chicken this is confirmed

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Phoenixes are like burning chickens so if you kill one it’ll already be cooked, and if they’re discount phoenixes then maybe they don’t come back from the dead so i’m left with seared chicken

No it’s more like they’re tiny and they bite you

 

[frogslime]

@ohare01 I don't think they noticed

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

No it’s more like they’re tiny and they bite you

So like little Torchicks from Pokemon

 

[Dwayne Johnson]

@ohare01 I don't think they noticed

your avatar is me realizing I lack rotisserie chicken

 

[frogslime]

your avatar is me realizing I lack rotisserie chicken

you need to lay off the chicken

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

So like little Torchicks from Pokemon

I’m thinking more like those little brown finches you see everywhere

 

[Dwayne Johnson]

you need to lay off the chicken

we all need to lay off some things but I think chicken is the least of my worries

 

[frogslime]

we all need to lay off some things but I think chicken is the least of my worries

if you're eating a whole rotisserie chicken
it is a big worry

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

if you're eating a whole rotisserie chicken
it is a big worry

Sometimes I wish I had one (especially after hard days)

 

[frogslime]

Sometimes I wish I had one (especially after hard days)

those are good but
not a whole *** chicken