You guys all live in awesome places
I mean, Grand Canyon, Disney World, wow. I can't compete, but tourism is supposedly important to our slowly dying economy and its all kicked off in the past 5-10 years. So allow me to briefly make the case for Belfast, Northern Ireland, which must have some of the worst 'tourist attractions' ever:
Famous for building a ship that sank (you can find out all about it in the swanky new Titanic Quarter):
Also famous for unrest during The Troubles. You can genuinely go on a tour of the murals, although I don't know why you would do this as a 'fun tourist activity':
There's also the Giant's Causeway which is quite famous, about 1 hours drive away.
Maybe I'm being too harsh because I live here, and I suppose it is good if you're interested in the history. Still, when I see tourists here, I react with confusion. Why have you come here
? It's cold, raining, and tours of the city focus on depressing aspects of our history when we have so much more to offer. You're better off in the pub - good craic and you can enjoy a pint of Guinness or a swig of our own Bushmills whiskey, like us locals do 
Oh, and the population of the entire country is so small - I'm the only Animal Crossing fan here (probably)

Famous for building a ship that sank (you can find out all about it in the swanky new Titanic Quarter):
Also famous for unrest during The Troubles. You can genuinely go on a tour of the murals, although I don't know why you would do this as a 'fun tourist activity':
There's also the Giant's Causeway which is quite famous, about 1 hours drive away.
Maybe I'm being too harsh because I live here, and I suppose it is good if you're interested in the history. Still, when I see tourists here, I react with confusion. Why have you come here


Oh, and the population of the entire country is so small - I'm the only Animal Crossing fan here (probably)
