Probably the start of the Inheritance Cycle books I read as a kid, I had waaaay too long an attention span back then and it all got wasted on dumb fantasies.
Salazzle, Tsareena and Florges. Looking at them (and their gender exclusivity), I think anyone can figure out what problem I have with those
Since we're now on the topic of PKMN-related questions... if you could force TPC to redesign any already existing Pokémon, which one would you pick and for what reason?