Alright, sorry Epona, this is out of hand. Closing. If you are going to participate in an "Ask..." thread, you need to be respectful. Some of these "jokes" aren't funny and there is a thin line between teasing in a friendly way and insulting. You don't know how the other person will react so it's best not to ask or poke fun at people.
Nor should you be responding to these remarks. Report button is your friend.