Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

[DSFAN121]

Daddle's younger bro.

Why is Fall also called Autumn?

 

[IslandGuy]

because neither of other seasons fell.

Why is my sister annoying?

 

[SL92]

Because shes really Mr. T


Who can jump higher than a mountain?

 

[DarthGohan1]

bill murray (or michael jordan)

who you gonna call?

 

[Bromley]

15295093

Whose number is that?

 

[DarthGohan1]

not the ghostbusters

why u gonna call the ghostbusters?

 

[Furry Sparks]

because they took my milk

Why am i not doing my homework now?

 

[SL92]

Because your homework ate your dog now youre scared of it.


Why dont fire fighters fight fire?

 

[meleemario]

They fight fire, but fire ANTS!

Who are the skeletons of society?

 

[IslandGuy]

They the society of skeletons and heriachs of phalenges.


Why do I hate school?

 

[SL92]

Because school is really hell in disguise :evillaugh:

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

Forgot your question.

Here's one:
What is 42?

 

[IslandGuy]

My shadow....

Why are dragons reallly great at 42 & 15?

 

[Kyle]

Because that is when their eyes turn into marbles.

Why does this guy (points to avatar) have no brain when see-through?

 

[IslandGuy]

Cuz....I 8 It

Why fye?

 

[Kyle]

Tye Dye!

What is 5+8-2+3789-99+45*4?

 

[Soccerboy8033]

A foot

Why are the clouds so blue?

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

Because they spilled the paint.

Why was the mould broken?

 

[Kyle]

You bought it broken

If there were a horde of villagers with torches, what do you do when theres a dead end!?!?

 

[Gizmo]

I'd pretend I was a bird, and keep smacking my face in the wall, fly damnit, fly!