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[alexandraa]

cos there liver couldnt take it no more.

why is my dressing gown yellow?

 

[tazaza]

because you mixed it with white roses

why do you skip rope why dont you rope skip

 

[Robin]

rope skip can't skip rope.

What happens when you eat Pork Chop mixed with socks?

 

[Ciaran]

you turn into a narwale

Are 'they' listening??

 

[Robin]

ya.

ya?

 

[tazaza]

na

ya?

 

[Robin]

na and ya.

wassup?

 

[ohdangitsgabby]

the sky!

Why is it hott?

 

[tazaza]

the pigs

why is the sky blue

 

[Draco Roar]

'Cos it is made from K.K. Sliders Tears

Why does brewster love K.K. Slider?

 

[tazaza]

because he works in a cafe

why is there a french letter in the word cafe

 

[Resonate]

See Index A; section 4.679 in your Brita Water Pitcher Handbook.

...Nande?

 

[spazmaster1996]

I LIKE PUSS!






Why?

 

[Draco Roar]

'Cos you like to eat it

Who likes to eat music?

 

[alexandraa]

my dad.

why do birds fly

 

[Natalie27]

they dont



why ar hippos called hippos?

 

[alexandraa]

because there fat like winnie the pooh.

why does your face make me cry

 

[tazaza]

it doesnt

why do people get drunk

 

[Riri]

Because they drink.

Why does the milk I bought taste like broccoli?

 

[Sinep1]

Cause it does!!

Why do i like chocolate?