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[AppleCracker]

Jas0n made me eat the turt pasta the revolution has only begun

why did i die on mario party 11

 

[Rasha]

because there m8ght be ninjas here....

why are you so slow?

 

[AppleCracker]

because i'm a turtle...duh

why is dorito the shape of illuminati

 

[mintellect]

Because Doritos are evil, and I never eat them so I am the only safe one

Why are we cats

 

[Alienfish]

cause you aint a turt

what i should i jav for dinner

 

[device]

nothing bc you used jav

what is life like as a shell of a turtle

 

[Mayor London]

it's pretty HOLLOW *drops mic*

What do I eat for breakfast..

 

[mintellect]

Giraffes.

Why do we eat?

 

[Rasha]

an arm and a toe..of an orphan fetus

if I was a cherry bomb, what would you be?

 

[Alienfish]

The Tubes.. ok bad reference

why you keeping javing javocadoes jav jav..something?

 

[tybalt_cake]

because javocadoes like javing
Who came first?the egg?,jetix?,or disney XD

 

[device]

disney obvs

how much cans of coke do you find in a can of coke

 

[tybalt_cake]

498 cans
How many weed u find in a bag of doritos?

 

[Alienfish]

one i guess lol.

meepit?

 

[tybalt_cake]

Meepit!
If a want to eat glue,should i take it with water?

 

[Alienfish]

if you're thirsty

should i eat jav for dinner

 

[tybalt_cake]

yup,just add mayonnaise
should enter to 4chan and be a nonscoper of there?

 

[Rasha]

yes

why is my internet so slow?

 

[tybalt_cake]

because ur internet loves ur neighbor,not u
Why Miis are weird

 

[Alienfish]

cause they r really turts

also why meatballs