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[bananaoracle]

ID UNO QWHAT UR STALKINGS QABOUTS

WHAYS THS *censored.3.0* IS THDER ALCHOSLSS?

 

[Rene]

because

when was the last time you took a shower?

 

[Silverstorms]

Tomorrow

Why do people ask stuff like that?

 

[fitzy]

cuz we are stalkers

Y are we Stalkers???

 

[Draco Roar]

Because stalkers make up 75% of the population

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Silverstorms]

To get run over.

What car ran it over?

 

[Kiley]

well you can't go to the cleaners everyday, can you ..

where's the cleaners?

up ur butt
what is 1+1?

 

[Kiley]

To get run over.

What car ran it over?

a cow
what is 5+5?

 

[Collin]

its
over
nine
THOUUSSOOONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

why is it youtube poop and not youtube pee?

 

[Kiley]

its
over
nine
THOUUSSOOONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

why is it youtube poop and not youtube pee?

because dinosuars cant pee
can dinos eat llamas?

 

[-Aaron]

its
over
nine
THOUUSSOOONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

why is it youtube poop and not youtube pee?

because dinosuars cant pee
can dinos eat llamas?

No, because dinosaurs became extinct when Llamas ate them.

The fake nails I see at the pharmacy/drugstore I work at, are they real?

 

[Rene]

of course they are ..

how are you supposed to steal someone's nails? :r

 

[djman900]

By peeing on them

How can i make milk more fun?

 

[IceZtar]

By playing the piano and eating a banana.

How can we make the Earth disappear?

 

[Resetti 4 Prez]

By closing our eyes.

How can I stay up all night?

 

[bananaoracle]

because you have no friends

why r I sad?

 

[Resetti 4 Prez]

Because someone stole your pudding.

How can I get all of the fish in ACCF?

 

[nicko9585]

by praying

why do we have eyes?

 

[Deleted User]

to see terror



why do i type with my nose?

 

[Nic]

to see terror



why do i type with my nose?

Cause your hands were cut off by Bill Gates who created the Keyboard.

How do you sign up for youtube?