Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

[DarthGohan1]

(if some guy = me)
worldwar II = a really big war.


why did you log off for 20 minutes and come back?

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

I had to fix a VCR.

What is nuclear fission?

 

[DarthGohan1]

when things get nuclearly fused.


why isn't my password 12345? (dont even try it anyone)

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

Because it is unknown by the public.

Why did the U.S. make over 10,000 Nuclear Missiles?

 

[DarthGohan1]

they thought that they tasted good.


what's the cheapest hing cost at the dollar store?

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

$1.01 Strange, but true.

What is the European Union?

 

[DarthGohan1]

united spaniards.

who lives at busch stadium?

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

Frat boys.

Who is Spartacus?

 

[DarthGohan1]

you set me up for this, in heroic voice, "I AM SPARTUCUS"

what does spartucus like to drink?

 

[UltraByte]

The new soda, "ILIKEPIE".

Why are you guys talking about a LazyTown character?

 

[DarthGohan1]

ummmmm....i could answer if i knew wut lazytown is.


what is lazytown?

 

[UltraByte]

Some weird addicting kids show.

What color is your... hair?

 

[DarthGohan1]

forest green, with a touch of purple, maroon, and sky blue.

what color is yours?

 

[UltraByte]

The color of bacon.

Why do I like bacon?

 

[DarthGohan1]

it must taste like applesauce, or be from smarttech's asteroid.

what do you get: bacon + lots of ketchup + orange juice=???

 

[UltraByte]

Bad... Stomachache...

Why am I bored?

 

[DarthGohan1]

Because you left the bell tree for a while, and now no one's here at night, so there's no one anywhere.



why am i about to go?

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

Because it is 9:16 P.M.

Why did George Washington have wooden teeth?

 

[DarthGohan1]

because he chopped down a cherry tree?

when did g. washington become a sage at tbt?

 

[Mino]

Yesterday.

When do I become a Kong at NSider?