Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

[DarthGohan1]

because a certain dragon is musty.

which dragon is musty?

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

The one down the block.

Why does water boil?

 

[DarthGohan1]

because it doenst coil.

why do we all have to go back to school, taking away time here at tbt?

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

Because if we don't we go to jail.

What country does this?

 

[DarthGohan1]

santucky....long story...

why isnt darthgohan a local mod?

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

Because the Admins and Mods do not know very much about him, and he has not been a member of TBT long enough.

Why did I get more boards to mod?

 

[Propaganda Man]

beace you are the best mod ever

yes I know i broke my own rules

why?

 

[Sporge27]

you broke your own rules because you slmell kinda funky


Why does he smell funky?

 

[MasterDS]

He's hugging FireFox

Are you obese?

 

[DarthGohan1]

me-no, bambam-yes

why are half the people at tbt obese?

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

Because they go to McDonalds, and not the miracle place that is Subway.

Why don't they go to Subway?

 

[Propaganda Man]

becuase sub way has a bad spokes person

why can't I be a spokes person?

 

[DarthGohan1]

because your name aint jared...

why isnt bam named jared?

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

Because he didn't put in Jared as a screen name.

Why didn't he?

 

[DarthGohan1]

because then hed be obligated to subway commercials and acting 'fat' on them

 

[DarthGohan1]

question: why did the chicken play xbox?

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

Because he wasn't playing a GCN.

Why wasn't he playing a GCN?

 

[DarthGohan1]

because he was a bum, who was addicted to overrated fps games on xbox...

why wasnt that chicken a turkey?

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

Because his dad was a rooster.

Why did Colonel Sanders open up a chain of restaurants?

 

[DarthGohan1]

[this thread is about stupid answers, and this is the stupidest one yet]
fosho.

where did the colonel get that crazy idea?