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[coffeebean!]

because

because what?

 

[Megamannt125]

I don't know.
Why is coffee being mean to me today? :'(

 

[coffeebean!]

because coffee is grouchy (sorry mega, im having a weird day today. **hehehehe payback** xD)

why does mega get the suthern accent?

 

[Megamannt125]

Because Santa gave I to me when I rescued the world from the Dora the explorer invasion of Antartica.

Why is why a word called why?

 

[coffeebean!]

O.e
Because why is why because the world= why. xDwtf!xD

why am i wearing my banana shirt today?

 

[SpikeHawk]

Because I am wearing a 3rd Day Revelation shirt

Why am I drinking................






























juice?

 

[coffeebean!]

because you're parched.

why are my hands cold?

 

[Prof Gallows]

Because I am wearing a 3rd Day Revelation shirt

Why am I drinking................






























juice?

Because evil koopa football players stole your magic balloon.
You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

 

[Bacon Boy]

no, only from a mouse's tail.

Why do I think comic book girls are hot.

 

[coffeebean!]

because you think every girl is hot.

why are anime guys so smexy?

 

[Prof Gallows]

Because people wouldn't want to watch ugly anime guys.

Why is there snow outside?

 

[coffeebean!]

because aliens are coming

why is it so sunny today?

 

[Prof Gallows]

Because the aliens are leaving.

Do you know the muffin man?

 

[coffeebean!]

yes i do.

why am i wearing socks with flip-flops?

 

[Prof Gallows]

Because it's winter and not wearing socks with them would be cold.

Why the heck are you wearing flip flops in winter?

 

[Bacon Boy]

because if she didn't, she'd succom to the teachings of the monkey man

 

[coffeebean!]

because i cant find the fuzzy slippers! xDD

Why aren't you wearing flip-flops in winter?

 

[Bacon Boy]

whats up with pie?

 

[coffeebean!]

...nothing it's just pie.

why are my hands so pale and cold? u.u

 

[Prof Gallows]

Because I don't own any.

Why does my friend have a bubble?