Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

[coffeebean!]

sisisisisisisisisisisi?

why is my name coffeh?

 

[Gabby]

Because the chicken said so.


Am I am man or woman?

 

[coffeebean!]

you're neither.

what's the square root of a cherry?

 

[Gabby]

864



Does the store down my street taste like candy?

 

[coffeebean!]

yes, it's the hobo that lives behind it.

do hobo toes taste good?

 

[Gabby]

OMG A MOUSE.


Walalalallalalalalala?

 

[Jas0n]

OMG A MOUSE.


Walalalallalalalalala?

Wigi.

Marmarmarmarmarmar?

 

[Princess]

garrrrrgaaaaaaaarrraaa!
1+1=?

 

[Ryudo Dragoon]

☆+ΰ-Ψ(Θ)

Charmander evolves into...

 

[Princess]

a veggie burger
you say "rawr" he says "rawr" she says "rawr" i say....?

 

[Ryudo Dragoon]

yum


He says pie, she says cake, you say....?

 

[Princess]

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!! XD lolzz
if i eat a pie how many pounds will a cow gain?

 

[Ryudo Dragoon]

OVER 9000vr!!!!!


If I spontaneously combust, what would result?

 

[Princess]

Vegeta crushing his monitor thngy and it'll go, "Vegeta what does the radar say about his power level?"
"IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
XD
i ate charmader what happened?

 

[Ryudo Dragoon]

Squirtle was born.


If tomorrow was today, when would yesterday exist?

 

[Princess]

in your pants..(wtf?)
i wont stop screaming.. WHY?

 

[Ryudo Dragoon]

in your pants..(wtf?)
i wont stop screaming.. WHY?

Otherwise you might release your inner emo...

I'm on a wii browser right now, why?

 

[Princess]

becuz you <3 ur wii awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
im on my computer and my wii is crying saying, "use my internet! use my internet!" What will i do?

 

[Ryudo Dragoon]

Tell it, "Your day will come, give it a few years first."

I'm going offline and about to play AC, why?

 

[Princess]

Because you hate me </3
im crying now. WHY? ='(