Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

[Palad][n]

Because i pissed on the moon so hard, it got out of orbit, and it will never block the sun again.

Why do people like to jump off cliffs?

 

[coffeebean!]

because they want to see weather they live or not.....

why do my knees bump together when I do jumping jacks?

 

[Callie]

because they want to kill each other.

Why is the word honourableness so long?

 

[Doltex]

because it's the worlds shortest word ever!

Why do people post ads?

 

[Callie]

Because they don't know how to do anything else

Why do we breath?

 

[Jrrj15]

UHHHHHH you made this because pooop +_+

 

[coffeebean!]

We breathe because if we didn't we'd be a vamp.

Why do I always say chinchilla?

 

[Callie]

Because you hate them!

Why are pears green?

 

[coffeebean!]

Because they rolled around in grass.

Why do cows go moo?

 

[Callie]

Because it would be stupid if they went oom, duh!

Why are my shoes velcro?

 

[Cottonball]

because your to stupid to tie your shoes

Why did you just loose the game?

 

[dragonflamez]

Because you both edited a comic from xkcd AND spelled 'lose' wrong.

Why?

 

[SpikeHawk]

My mom has candy in her pants.


Why does candy not start with a 9?

 

[Bacon Boy]

because 8 would get jealous.

Why can't asoidfjhasdsafjhgrekyukloppqoovcbxzNweifueowfqewj be a word?

 

[Callie]

Because people would be to lazy to put it in the dictionary

Why does K.K. sit on a stool?

 

[coffeebean!]

Because he'll get to tired to stand perform

Why do people have eye sockets?

 

[Callie]

So they can look creepy when their eyes fall out.

Why don't cats sweat?

 

[coffeebean!]

because if they did they would have to lick it up......(cat's don't sweat?! lol)

Why does cat rhyme with rat? If they like eat each other, and stuff?

(WTF?!?!?!?! xD stupid......yesh~)

 

[SpikeHawk]

Because the people who made the English language have no lives.


Why am I wearing pants?

 

[Tola]

Because the underpants wouldn't match your shirt.

Why do energy nuts insist that wind and solar energy would offer hope for America when both are inclined to offer a negative energy output?