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Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

Because everyone in the whole wide world got a letter to join. If they didn't they would be killed in their sleep.

Why do people like messy hair?
 
^did not ask a question so I will re answer the guy above him,

Because messy hair is sexy.

why does it hurt when I hit myself with a fish?
 
because you're supposed to eat a hotdog with 1.4 buns.

how come you can get struck by lightning but not a shooting star?
 
Jas0n said:
Anna said:
Jas0n said:
Anna said:
Because they like people to have a pain in there ass

Why are vegtables good for you ?
Because they're pink

Why are fruits good for you?
Because they actually not but people say they are

Why is the sun hot?
Because it's evil.

Why is the grass green?
Because it was jealous of all the other plants.

What destroyed the dinosaurs?
 
Galen said:
Jas0n said:
Anna said:
Jas0n said:
Anna said:
Because they like people to have a pain in there ass

Why are vegtables good for you ?
Because they're pink

Why are fruits good for you?
Because they actually not but people say they are

Why is the sun hot?
Because it's evil.

Why is the grass green?
Because it was jealous of all the other plants.

What destroyed the dinosaurs?
Rampaging elephants.

Why were the elephants rampaging?
 
Jas0n said:
Galen said:
Jas0n said:
Anna said:
Jas0n said:
Quoting limited to 5 levels deep
Because they actually not but people say they are

Why is the sun hot?
Because it's evil.

Why is the grass green?
Because it was jealous of all the other plants.

What destroyed the dinosaurs?
Rampaging elephants.

Why were the elephants rampaging?
Because the dinosaurs weren't dead.

Why am I buying City Folk?
 
Galen said:
Jas0n said:
Galen said:
Jas0n said:
Anna said:
Quoting limited to 5 levels deep
Because it's evil.

Why is the grass green?
Because it was jealous of all the other plants.

What destroyed the dinosaurs?
Rampaging elephants.

Why were the elephants rampaging?
Because the dinosaurs weren't dead.

Why am I buying City Folk?
Because you're obsessed with chickens

Why are trees tall?
 
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