Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

[IslandGuy]

No, It's not spicy enough.

Why can't I beat the sun in a staring contest?

 

[VantagE]

Because you keep closing your eyes!!

Why am I watching Lord of The Rings right now?

 

[IslandGuy]

Because you have the ring!!

Why can't I kill 2 stones with 1 bird?

 

[Bacon Boy]

Because you have the ring!!

Why can't I kill 2 stones with 1 bird?

because the birds are alive and keep flying away... why do I smell lasagna?

 

[VantagE]

Because you have the ring!!

Why can't I kill 2 stones with 1 bird?

because the birds are alive and keep flying away... why do I smell lasagna?

Because you ARE lasagna!!

What does KFC stand for?

 

[Bacon Boy]

Because you have the ring!!

Why can't I kill 2 stones with 1 bird?

because the birds are alive and keep flying away... why do I smell lasagna?

Because you ARE lasagna!!

What does KFC stand for?

Kentucky Fined Cheese

Why is my doctor a moron?

 

[Tyler]

That's what she said.

Why am I awake?

 

[Jman]

There was a stampede of elephants outside and they woke you up....

Why am I watching 3 hockey games right now? XD

 

[VantagE]

Because you didn't want to watch the Chiefs lose again.

Why is Seinfeld so funny?

 

[Bacon Boy]

Because you didn't want to watch the Chiefs lose again.

Why is Seinfeld so funny?

because you got drunk and thought everything was funny

 

[Bacon Boy]

why is VantagE, VantagE? (In the sense of his username being VantagE.)

 

[Gabby]

because he felt like it!


Why is my family italian?

 

[KingKombat]

because he felt like it!


Why is my family italian?

because your french.
why is Bulerias named Bulerias2005 on youtube?

 

[DarthGohan1]

because he deiscovered the interw3bz in 2005!

why is kingkombat's avatar a gyroid?

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

because he wants to show gyroids the love [lol]

why is animal crossing AWESOME

 

[KingKombat]

because he wants to show gyroids the love [lol]

why is animal crossing AWESOME

because its by nintendo

why did they make the release date sunday?

 

[Jas0n]

because he wants to show gyroids the love [lol]

why is animal crossing AWESOME

because its by nintendo

why did they make the release date sunday?

Because they didn't like Tuesdays.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

to get fast food

why did i just write "to get fast food"

 

[Jas0n]

to get fast food

why did i just write "to get fast food"

Because you're fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get fast food?

 

[Anna]

Why did the chicken cross the road to get fast food?

Because it like to eat its own kind

Why don't coconuts come in different colours