Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

[Danci]

Pies are good.

Who is a piece of pizza?

 

[Danci]

The dog says no.

Why was six afraid of seven?

 

[Brewsterboy]

the brain holder









Why do i feel good?

 

[IslandGuy]

Becuase I love you





Why is 3 the magic number?

 

[DarthGohan1]

cuz its in between 2 and 4.




why has it been 4 months since someone posted here?

 

[Jeremy]

Because somebody moved the board to Off Topic =O

Does the queen do anything other than wave?

 

[AndyB]

Yes, talks really stupid... "One does..."

Is it ok to stereotype people, based on where they are from?

 

[MGMT]

Yes, talks really stupid... "One does..."

Is it ok to stereotype people, based on where they are from?

Only on Frinesday

Why is my brother such a slob and the computer table looks like *CEN-2.0-SORD* >.>

 

[Gabby]

Because he's a alien!


Why do I say "mum" instead of "mom"?

 

[MGMT]

Because you're a hobo, and you look like a piece of poop.

Why does my metronome not beat loudly?

 

[Gabby]

Because you nick-name is MJ!


Why is it, that every time I go to a music festival, there are smelly hippies?

 

[MGMT]

Because you nick-name is MJ!


Why is it, that every time I go to a music festival, there are smelly hippies?

Because hippies are the shizznit.

Why is it that when you go to art festivals most of the art is jewelry?

 

[Gabby]

Because everyone wear's jewelry now.

Why does my foot hurt?

 

[MGMT]

I punched you in the face.

Why does my fist hurt?

 

[Gabby]

Because you punched your other fist!


Why does my Wii not work sometimes?

 

[MGMT]

A shrew ate the power cord.

Why does my 360 refuse to believe Assassin's Creed is in.

 

[Melee201]

Because it prefers Mario games.


What time is it when it's midnight?

 

[IslandGuy]

Time for you to, DIE!

Why did I just say something rude?

 

[Tyler]

Time for you to, DIE!

Why did I just say something rude?

Who cares?

Why is my name blue?

 

[Gabby]

Because you have found a clue!

Are you going to burning man?