Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

[Propaganda Man]

We sleep at night because if we look at the moon we turn into cheese!

Where would a third nipple be if a person had one?

 

[Propaganda Man]

woops

 

[Jonathan33]

Over his fourth nipple.

What color is a green leaf?

 

[??creativegirl??]

Orange Juice.

Is Michael Jackson really the guy in the Barney Suit?

 

[Jonathan33]

Of course, he isn't not.

What is 0+0?

 

[UltraByte]

Eggs.

How many feet does a two-footed person have?

 

[Jonathan33]

Fifteen

How many numbers are there from 1-10?

 

[DarthGohan1]

1+10=11!

Are there really eleven numbers there?

 

[Jonathan33]

Tomatoes!!!

How many days are there in a day?

 

[Propaganda Man]

None, Days overlaps day.

If it were daysdays there would be two.

Why don't you just die?

 

[Triforce3force]

Because I won't know what will happen in the world

Why did I just sneeze?

 

[MGMT]

fridge

what color is yellow?

 

[Kyle]

HOT SAUCE!

Why dont dogs cry?

 

[MGMT]

onions

why dont birds fly

 

[Kyle]

Cause they fart.

Why is y sound like y.

 

[.moof]

Well you see, it all started with the Ancient Greeks. Once they were bored and they were so bored that they were like "lolz needs q plz" Then another guy says "roflmao no u noob y kthxbai" So then everyone was like "y ftw". That and whales have boobs.


Why am I bored?

 

[dragonflamez]

Cuz I etad yo

?

 

[MGMT]

if thats a question this is an answer

is my answer an answer?

 

[Gabby]

May the farts be with you


Are you Emo?

 

[TheGremp]

No but close, Elmo

why am I breathing?