Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

[Jeremy]

Because it's not.

Why did they take too long to say it's not a planet?

 

[Tennis=Life]

they had to drink milk

why is milk white?

 

[Jeremy]

because it is pure

why do cows moo?

 

[Tennis=Life]

because they like grass

why is grass not purple?

 

[<:)]

because it likes to puke :barf:



why does my boyfriend love me

 

[Kogori]

Because 1+1 equals pie

What is that big shiny thing in the sky that is very hot?

 

[Jeremy]

a UFO

How much wood can a beaver chuck?

 

[Kyle]

5

Why is M just W turned upside down?

 

[WARIOPEACH]

Cuz you are upside down.

Why is this: smile so mad?

 

[Kyle]

I am a potato.

Why is there no smile?

 

[Triforce3force]

Because we don't need one.

Why does cheese taste so good?

 

[Bulerias]

Because it's yellow.

Why am I having difficulty with valience?

 

[Tennis=Life]

uhhh...you;re on your own with that one

Why is my name green?

 

[AndyB]

because every one likes green :gyroidgrin:

what happened to fragil rock?

 

[Kyle]

Seploaz

Why is the tree so fat?

 

[Gabby]

because tomatos are purple. what is storms name? :gyroidgrin:

 

[Tyler]

STORMCOMMANDER

Why did Bul give Storm a dull nickel and a yellow lemon lollipop to make me sage?

 

[Gabby]

beause it is compliated. what is 2+2+3+4+45+543234+454353553543553+5455435343453553534543+34543534534534535435345=

 

[Justin]

39998970332341643056731

Why is fast reply blurred out?

 

[Kyle]

Because you farted on it.